Blue Tuesday Xmas Special: Lakey and Cheesy go carol singing

[masterwig]

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need,
I don't care about the players,
That we sign in January

I just want you for my own
More than than you could ever know,
Make my wish come true,
City let's turn Wembly blueeeee (ooh City).

 

[blueshortshorts]

Band aid :)

It's christmas time
and there's no need to be afraid
At christmas time
city's rich, all our debts are paid
and in our world of pleanty
we can spread a smile of joy
We're gunna buy your club
and burn it downnnnnn

But say a prayer
pray for fergiescumm
At christmas time
its hard but when hes drinking rumm
With his head in dixons window
in his hand a can of beer
One of his defender is a crack head
The other is a queer
and the only songs they sing there
are the one's they learnt at school
well tonight thank god it's them
and your a blueeee

*I'll get my coat* :D

And they won't lose players to Africa this christmas time
The only thing they'll get this year is sold
No stars will want to go
cos of the blue side down the road
Do they know that Fergies time is up?

 

[emilymcfc]

Some of these are brilliant...laughing my head off here!!! Need a few more, though, so get the Christmas sherry out and think up some more festive tunes for us to sing on Tuesday...

BlueMoonie - love your version of Band Aid, but could you do me a favour and tweak it a bit so we could possibly sing it on air without getting sued for slander!!!

Lakey

Completely agree Lakey, it's going to be funny singing some of these classics! Hats off to each and every one of you for your comedy and creative genius!

 

[BlueMoonie]

Band aid :)

It's christmas time
and there's no need to be afraid
At christmas time
city's rich, all our debts are paid
and in our world of pleanty
we can spread a smile of joy
We're gunna buy your club
and burn it downnnnnn

But say a prayer
pray for the other oness
At christmas time
its hard, but when citys on a run
With our stars from the transfer window
The fans let out a cheer
Skin a defender with a nutmeg
put the goalie on his rear
and the city fans are singing
the famous version of blue moon
well i think it's pretty obvious
that gods a blueeeee

And lots of city goals from santa cruz this christmas time
playing In his city kit of blue and whiteee
Where the football always flows
from barry, shaun, robinho
do they know it's citys time to shineeee

Here's to you this is a message for everyone
Here's to them Wenger, Rafa and ferguson
Do you know your glory days are goneee

Tell the worldddd

Tell the worldddd

Tell the worldddd
Let them know it's city's time

Tell the worldddd
Let them know it's city's time

Tell the worldddd
Let them know it's citys time

yada yada ....


Think i should push for christmas number one xD

anyway yeah hope that's less slanderish for you :)

 

[Colins Bellend]

Band aid :)

It's christmas time
and there's no need to be afraid
At christmas time
city's rich, all our debts are paid
and in our world of pleanty
we can spread a smile of joy
We're gunna buy your club
and burn it downnnnnn

But say a prayer
pray for the other oness
At christmas time
its hard, but when citys on a run
With our stars from the transfer window
The fans let out a cheer
Skin a defender with a nutmeg
put the goalie on his rear
and the city fans are singing
the famous version of blue moon
well i think it's pretty obvious
that gods a blueeeee

And lots of city goals from santa cruz this christmas time
playing In his city kit of blue and whiteee
Where the football always flows
from barry, shaun, robinho
do they know it's citys time to shineeee

Here's to you this is a message for everyone
Here's to them Wenger, Rafa and ferguson
Do you know your glory days are goneee

Tell the worldddd

Tell the worldddd

Tell the worldddd
Let them know it's city's time

Tell the worldddd
Let them know it's city's time

Tell the worldddd
Let them know it's citys time

yada yada ....


Think i should push for christmas number one xD

anyway yeah hope that's less slanderish for you :)

Get Jedward singing that for you ,No1 all over it
Brilliant mate

 

[emilymcfc]

Band aid :)

It's christmas time
and there's no need to be afraid
At christmas time
city's rich, all our debts are paid
and in our world of pleanty
we can spread a smile of joy
We're gunna buy your club
and burn it downnnnnn

But say a prayer
pray for the other oness
At christmas time
its hard, but when citys on a run
With our stars from the transfer window
The fans let out a cheer
Skin a defender with a nutmeg
put the goalie on his rear
and the city fans are singing
the famous version of blue moon
well i think it's pretty obvious
that gods a blueeeee

And lots of city goals from santa cruz this christmas time
playing In his city kit of blue and whiteee
Where the football always flows
from barry, shaun, robinho
do they know it's citys time to shineeee

Here's to you this is a message for everyone
Here's to them Wenger, Rafa and ferguson
Do you know your glory days are goneee

Tell the worldddd

Tell the worldddd

Tell the worldddd
Let them know it's city's time

Tell the worldddd
Let them know it's city's time

Tell the worldddd
Let them know it's citys time

yada yada ....


Think i should push for christmas number one xD

anyway yeah hope that's less slanderish for you :)

Superb...there's some great suggestions on here so thanks for your time and effort...keep 'em coming and tomorrow we will pick the three best ones and sing them for you!

 

[BlueMoonie]

Band aid :)

It's christmas time
and there's no need to be afraid
At christmas time
city's rich, all our debts are paid
and in our world of pleanty
we can spread a smile of joy
We're gunna buy your club
and burn it downnnnnn

But say a prayer
pray for the other oness
At christmas time
its hard, but when citys on a run
With our stars from the transfer window
The fans let out a cheer
Skin a defender with a nutmeg
put the goalie on his rear
and the city fans are singing
the famous version of blue moon
well i think it's pretty obvious
that gods a blueeeee

And lots of city goals from santa cruz this christmas time
playing In his city kit of blue and whiteee
Where the football always flows
from barry, shaun, robinho
do they know it's citys time to shineeee

Here's to you this is a message for everyone
Here's to them Wenger, Rafa and ferguson
Do you know your glory days are goneee

Tell the worldddd

Tell the worldddd

Tell the worldddd
Let them know it's city's time

Tell the worldddd
Let them know it's city's time

Tell the worldddd
Let them know it's citys time

yada yada ....


Think i should push for christmas number one xD

anyway yeah hope that's less slanderish for you :)

Get Jedward singing that for you ,No1 all over it
Brilliant mate

aha classic, can picture it now :)

 

[M22_blu]

O defences are all so frightful
cause his skills, are so delightful
and you know when we score a goal
its robinho robinho robinho

 

[Shands]

Another offering for 'Winter Wonderland' - the people's remix

'Catering, are you listening?
No really, are you listening?
Cos’ what I asked for
Some 30 minutes before
Is nothing like the order in your hand

Yes I get, that you’re busy
And I guess it is fizzy
But I ordered a beer
And yet what we have here
Appears to be a coke straight from a can

At least at half time I will have a Balti
To warm me as I’m frozen to the core
Just one bite reveals the pie is faulty
Sultanas spat out all over the floor

Grown men are, stood there crying
Assorted pastries, were sent flying
Across the concourse
With justifiable force
Every one discarded to a man

Maybe other fans, they like a snow cone?
Pizza, Burgers, Popcorn and the like
But we’re northern folk not continentals
All we wants a barm, gravy and pie

In the stand, a storm was brewing
Based around what we were chewing
Before a riot ensued
All dried fruits were removed
NOW....CITY....HAVE...THE...BEST....PIES ....IN.....THE....LAAAAAAAAAND!!'

or if you prefer:

'It's the season to be jolly, tra la la la la la la la la
Hold on what's this in my balti, Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Are you kidding!!!! Someone pinch me!!!
What in god's name have they done
This is such an act of folly, never will i eat another one!'

Apologies if you happen to be catering staff, just a bit of fun :-)

 

[shadygiz]

LOL...this verse is ace ;)

At least at half time I will have a Balti
To warm me as I’m frozen to the core
Just one bite reveals the pie is faulty
Sultanas spat out all over the floor