Prestwich_Blue said:
Was listening to Dylan's 'Highway 61 Revisited' yesterday and had to laugh at the following lines:
Well, Mack the Finger said to Louie the King
"I got 40 red white and blue shoe strings
And a thousand telephones that will not ring
You know where I can get rid of these things?"
And he said "Now let me think for a minute son"
Said "Yes that can be easily done
Just take 'em down to the Etihad Stadium"
Note: obviously Dylan didn't actually sing that last line.
Wiping a tear from my eye. Excellent.
Given the complaints about the hologram, you could substitute "telephones that just won't ring" with "season cards that just won't ping"?