Bluefish on a mission...

[bluefish]

*gets rape kit ready - awaits phonecall*

Haha........ thanks for the offer mate but she's not quite that bad. By the way she was
born in Altrincham.

i live near Alti. How did you end up in France?


Fetters Im quite intrigued to know how you persuaded a French lady to marry you, how did that happen?

Well to be honest they wanted to get rid of me where I worked cos I was too expensive so
I took a package, sold the house and had just enough to buy a farmhouse with a bit of land over in France.
We live very modestly and for the most part it is good- although not Shangri-La.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

*gets rape kit ready - awaits phonecall*

Haha........ thanks for the offer mate but she's not quite that bad. By the way she was
born in Altrincham.

Fetters Im quite intrigued to know how you persuaded a French lady to marry you, how did that happen?

Oh, I was young and pretty and foolish and studying in Paris, and went on a demonstration against proposed education cuts which turned into a full scale riot, and ended up getting arrested, which probably doesn't come as the biggest shock you've ever received.
In the CRS van was the most beautiful women I had ever seen.
And sat next to her was the future Mrs Fetlocks.
I thought she may have known the other girl, but sadly not.
We bonded over a mutual love of alcohol and left wing politics, which quickly turned to mutual hatred, which remains to this day.
I think this antipathy is the glue that binds the relationship together over the years.
And the rest, as they say, is tragedy.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Haha........ thanks for the offer mate but she's not quite that bad. By the way she was
born in Altrincham.

i live near Alti. How did you end up in France?


Fetters Im quite intrigued to know how you persuaded a French lady to marry you, how did that happen?

Well to be honest they wanted to get rid of me where I worked cos I was too expensive so
I took a package, sold the house and had just enough to buy a farmhouse with a bit of land over in France.
We live very modestly and for the most part it is good- although not Shangri-La.

sounds idyllic :)

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Haha........ thanks for the offer mate but she's not quite that bad. By the way she was
born in Altrincham.

Fetters Im quite intrigued to know how you persuaded a French lady to marry you, how did that happen?

Oh, I was young and pretty and foolish and studying in Paris, and went on a demonstration against proposed education cuts which turned into a full scale riot, and ended up getting arrested, which probably doesn't come as the biggest shock you've ever received.
In the CRS van was the most beautiful women I had ever seen.
And sat next to her was the future Mrs Fetlocks.
I thought she may have known the other girl, but sadly not.
We bonded over a mutual love of alcohol and left wing politics, which quickly turned to mutual hatred, which remains to this day.
I think this antipathy is the glue that binds the relationship together over the years.
And the rest, as they say, is tragedy.

so romantic ahhh. Somone write the film script! Which movie star would play you fetters?

 

[The Flash]

Haha........ thanks for the offer mate but she's not quite that bad. By the way she was
born in Altrincham.

Fetters Im quite intrigued to know how you persuaded a French lady to marry you, how did that happen?

Oh, I was young and pretty and foolish and studying in Paris, and went on a demonstration against proposed education cuts which turned into a full scale riot, and ended up getting arrested, which probably doesn't come as the biggest shock you've ever received.
In the CRS van was the most beautiful women I had ever seen.
And sat next to her was the future Mrs Fetlocks.
I thought she may have known the other girl, but sadly not.
We bonded over a mutual love of alcohol and left wing politics, which quickly turned to mutual hatred, which remains to this day.
I think this antipathy is the glue that binds the relationship together over the years.
And the rest, as they say, is tragedy.

What an advert for marriage that is.

 

[The Flash]

Fetters Im quite intrigued to know how you persuaded a French lady to marry you, how did that happen?

Oh, I was young and pretty and foolish and studying in Paris, and went on a demonstration against proposed education cuts which turned into a full scale riot, and ended up getting arrested, which probably doesn't come as the biggest shock you've ever received.
In the CRS van was the most beautiful women I had ever seen.
And sat next to her was the future Mrs Fetlocks.
I thought she may have known the other girl, but sadly not.
We bonded over a mutual love of alcohol and left wing politics, which quickly turned to mutual hatred, which remains to this day.
I think this antipathy is the glue that binds the relationship together over the years.
And the rest, as they say, is tragedy.

so romantic ahhh. Somone write the film script! Which movie star would play you fetters?

John Candy.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Haha........ thanks for the offer mate but she's not quite that bad. By the way she was
born in Altrincham.

Fetters Im quite intrigued to know how you persuaded a French lady to marry you, how did that happen?

Oh, I was young and pretty and foolish and studying in Paris, and went on a demonstration against proposed education cuts which turned into a full scale riot, and ended up getting arrested, which probably doesn't come as the biggest shock you've ever received.
In the CRS van was the most beautiful women I had ever seen.
And sat next to her was the future Mrs Fetlocks.
I thought she may have known the other girl, but sadly not.
We bonded over a mutual love of alcohol and left wing politics, which quickly turned to mutual hatred, which remains to this day.
I think this antipathy is the glue that binds the relationship together over the years.
And the rest, as they say, is tragedy.

A bit Laurie Lee ish !

 

[andyhinch]

Oh my days - I thought I was the only forumite deranged enough to get involved with a French woman - you have my heartfelt commiserations mate.
If you fancy going halves on a contract killer, let me know, but keep it to yourself.

*gets rape kit ready - awaits phonecall*

Haha........ thanks for the offer mate but she's not quite that bad. By the way she was
born in Altrincham.

You'd be better off with a French lass, I've been out with a few girls from Alti:)

 

[Lavinda Past]

Fetters Im quite intrigued to know how you persuaded a French lady to marry you, how did that happen?

Oh, I was young and pretty and foolish and studying in Paris, and went on a demonstration against proposed education cuts which turned into a full scale riot, and ended up getting arrested, which probably doesn't come as the biggest shock you've ever received.
In the CRS van was the most beautiful women I had ever seen.
And sat next to her was the future Mrs Fetlocks.
I thought she may have known the other girl, but sadly not.
We bonded over a mutual love of alcohol and left wing politics, which quickly turned to mutual hatred, which remains to this day.
I think this antipathy is the glue that binds the relationship together over the years.
And the rest, as they say, is tragedy.

A bit Laurie Lee ish !

I'd have said a bit more Leapy Lee ish...

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

She used to go down more often than Francis Lee.
Now I'm lucky if it happens every Leap Year.
I'd like to envisage the optimistic young Fetlocks played by James Dean, as I drive like him, and maybe Timothy Spall to depict the sad denouement of bitter cynicism, alcoholism, obesity and death.
Anyway - where the fuck did that 'say something nice' thread go, because I've managed to think of something, but I'll have forgotten it in five minutes.