So what's the best route then lads? Huddersfield, Leeds Wetherby and up the A1, or Burnley, Skipton Harrogate A1? I was also thinking of going on that new motorway, you know the Penrith By pass then across from Carlisle? Is it open yet and how do they keep the sheep off it? I hear you can go up to 70 miles an hour on it, that's a bit too fast for my new company car, an Austin Morris 1300, wish I'd got one of those Cortinas like all the other salesmen. Still, our company likes to promote the best of our British Car industry, we'll always be world leaders.
Talking of motorways, I wish they would hurry up and build that M57 to Sheffield and finish that M62, I hear that some farmer in the middle of the moors won't move. Ridiculous!