Bluemoon shared knowledge thread

Michael Johnson is the grandson of Shirley Crabtree and once considered a career grappling.
 
Official party pledges as contained in the respective manifestos-
Labour-compulsory for all benefit office staff to learn Somali
Conservatives-student loans to be scrapped but University places restricted to those living south of Birmingham
LibDems-anyone who has an unoccupied bedroom in their house to be forced to rent it to a lesbian.
 
The average adult has six pints of blood in their body . I have eight because I'm a big fucker ;-)


If you ever have an Allogeneic (Matching Unrelated Donor) Stem Cell Transplant , your blood group will change , Your cells will become 100% the donor's cells resulting in a change of your DNA make up .

Even with local anaesthetic administered , Bone and Bone Marrow biopsies will have you experiencing excruciating pain . But with the help of necking two Lorazepams and a Tramadol , a long with a shot of Brandy half an hour before the biopsies you won't feel a thing.


You can still remember your dreams when waking up from a drug induced coma .
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
pee dubya said:
I'd imagine it would be Killer Whales, or some other cetacean,

Killer Whales in the UK? No wonder they stopped the boats on Heaton Park Lake

Killer pike too, and killer eagles and killer seals. Although maybe not in Heaton Park Lake.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
pee dubya said:
I'd imagine it would be Killer Whales, or some other cetacean,
Killer Whales in the UK? No wonder they stopped the boats on Heaton Park Lake
The Rochdale Canal is teeming with them. Canal cruises have ceased because of the constant unseemly brawling between crews of Japanese whalers and Sea Shepherd activists and the economy of Littleborough has been revitalised by the opening of four netsuke shops.
 
sweynforkbeard said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
Killer Whales in the UK? No wonder they stopped the boats on Heaton Park Lake
The Rochdale Canal is teeming with them. Canal cruises have ceased because of the constant unseemly brawling between crews of Japanese whalers and Sea Shepherd activists and the economy of Littleborough has been revitalised by the opening of four netsuke shops.

I'm considering introducing great white sharks to the Bridgewater canal, swamp matchdays only
 
if i punched anyone in the face off here they would cry

fact.
 

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