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From what I remember reading on here through all the bickering following the Bluewatch games ...
The first was poor management and a duff centre half who bigged himself up to be Franco Baresi
The second and third games were blamed on the centre forwards (Antonjohnwank and Filpot) who both couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo
 
The Fat el Hombre said:
They panned us the first time when we had a load of plebs playing (@AntonDonJuan), think we lost the second 2-1 and drew the third 2 all. It was to raise money for carl ramsbottom so well done to everyone involved.



Lads I remember playing were @AntonDonJuan (stank the place out, BAD), @Ric (cows arse banjo springs to mind), @Tom_mcfc, @Simon Le Tom, @Bigga (a sub), @Mattyc55, @east2, @Blue Punter, @Matty (only one who would play left back), @wolfie1988 and Stu but I do't know what his username is

I willl always remember Stu turning to me after Ant had missed his 12th sitter and saying 'that lad will never be a footballer as long as he's got a hole in his arse'

I thought bluewatch had shut down long ago tbh. Used to go on there sparingly a long time back
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Jesus wept Anton was f*cking awful, I still remember him missing that header from about 2 yards out. Best not to comment on Philbo's performance...
 
dickie davies said:
From what I remember reading on here through all the bickering following the Bluewatch games ...
The first was poor management and a duff centre half who bigged himself up to be Franco Baresi
The second and third games were blamed on the centre forwards (Antonjohnwank and Filpot) who both couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo
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Yep that's correct mate
 
dickie davies said:
From what I remember reading on here through all the bickering following the Bluewatch games ...
The first was poor management and a duff centre half who bigged himself up to be Franco Baresi
The second and third games were blamed on the centre forwards (Antonjohnwank and Filpot) who both couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo
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Haha would have been 12-0 without me pal.
 
jay_mcfc said:
Haha would have been 12-0 without me pal.
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This is how I remember things happening, because at the time I thought the Bluemoon team was setting itself up for a right old fall

You managed the team! and I specifically remember you saying in one post that the team was looking good even though you'd never seen anyone play
The lad who was managing Bluewatch even made this comment on here before the game!
A lad called Gaz/Garry really bigged himself up about how he was a fantastic centre half and he was always scoring from set pieces for his Sunday league team
When he played, he was utter shite and he copped for loads of abuse in the post mortem following the defeat and the forum never saw him again
Then there was that video of Antonwankathon crying as he was substituted
And I also remember PMSL as you declared yourself man of the match

In the aftermath, I thought the best thing was the DeNiro video with a prosthetic arm hanging out of his arse
 
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dickie davies said:
This is how I remember things happening, because at the time I thought the Bluemoon team was setting itself up for a right old fall

You managed the team! and I specifically remember you saying in one post that the team was looking good even though you'd never seen anyone play
The lad who was managing Bluewatch even made this comment on here before the game!
A lad called Gaz/Garry really bigged himself up about how he was a fantastic centre half and he was always scoring from set pieces for his Sunday league team
When he played, he was utter shite and he copped for loads of abuse in the post mortem following the defeat and the forum never saw him again
Then there was that video of Antonwankathon crying as he was substituted
And I also remember PMSL as you declared yourself man of the match

In the aftermath, I thought the best thing was the DeNiro video with a prosthetic arm hanging out of his arse
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Haha I thought you were taking the piss out of me in the earlier post, but now you have the light bulb flashing. I remember that Gary chap, he was dog shit. The only contender to Anton for the wooden spoon.

I reckon you've nailed it with that summary, and I still give myself man of the match. You also missed De Niro crying because he didn't start and Bigga crying because Usain Bolt wasn't playing up front to latch on to his 'through balls'.
 
What a night lol any one from bluemoon in attendance
 

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dickie davies said:
This is how I remember things happening, because at the time I thought the Bluemoon team was setting itself up for a right old fall

You managed the team! and I specifically remember you saying in one post that the team was looking good even though you'd never seen anyone play
The lad who was managing Bluewatch even made this comment on here before the game!
A lad called Gaz/Garry really bigged himself up about how he was a fantastic centre half and he was always scoring from set pieces for his Sunday league team
When he played, he was utter shite and he copped for loads of abuse in the post mortem following the defeat and the forum never saw him again
Then there was that video of Antonwankathon crying as he was substituted
And I also remember PMSL as you declared yourself man of the match

In the aftermath, I thought the best thing was the DeNiro video with a prosthetic arm hanging out of his arse
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Totally forgot about that video of Bill messing with Jay's prosthetic arm
I'm sat here laughing thinking about it
 
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