Bobby Crispy

[Longballutd]

Don’t think he’d cost a packet. He’d definitely add a bit of flavour to our midfield. Crunching tackles and crisp passing what’s not to like?

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

The chips are certainly down now. He'd Walkers into our team at the minute.

 

[RayCTID]

Oh crumbs not him again.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

Oh crumbs not him again.

Bit cheesey that mate.

 

[RayCTID]

Bit cheesey that mate.

Was a bit half baked but my brain is fried.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

Was a bit half baked but my brain is fried.

Have a good sleep mate. You'll feel chipier in the morning!

 

[RayCTID]

Have a good sleep mate. You'll feel chipier in the morning!

Unless I stick my head in the oven.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

Unless I stick my head in the oven.

Oven baked?

 

[RayCTID]

Oven baked?

It was either that or the Kettle.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

Bumped to push down the Ronaldo thread.

 

[citysince88]

The transfer forum has gone stale. If the likes of that Ronaldo thread is the sort of thing being baked up.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Bit salty this thread.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

Bit salty this thread.

Still better than the Crispiano Ronaldo thread. You got a chip on your shoulder about Bobby?

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

I saw his dad play. Apparently this lad’s a chipstick off the old block.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

I played cricket against him at school and I bowled him out first ball. It was a crispy duck.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

He was always a bit salty but his mum was flaming hot!

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

His dad met an untimely end when he was run over by a steamroller. Flat as a crispy pancake.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

I’m here all week!

 

[LWashington]

After losing his virginity, he spent years shagging around. Once he popped he couldn't stop.

Until a nasty STD left his cock the size and shape of a Pringles container.

 

[madloaf]

Classic pep signing. Another Squares peg in a round hole.