Odd story about this. Me and my mate Alex were wandering through Ashton town centre nursing evil hangovers, only to be accosted by this nurse, shouting while waving an empty piss cup at us:
'Have you both had unprotected sex in the last 2 years?'
'What, together? Piss off love'
'We'll give you both a fiver if you piss in this cup. It's for a chylamidia test'
'You what? A whole fiver?'
'Well, in HMV vouchers'
'Fair enough'
Well, fuck me if I didn't walk out of there with a sackload of free rubbers, a negative clap result and the right money for the aforementioned DVD (or don't).
If you ask me, a dodgy DVD instead of a dodgy VD is a top result in my book any day.
