Bored

[buzzer1]

H H H Hic.

I'd share it with you but I can't drink and drive. besides, found a case of it at work today so celebrating a bit

I only drink Parafin these days Ronnie, Meths plays havoc with me carbunkles.

 

[Ronnie the Rep]

I'd share it with you but I can't drink and drive. besides, found a case of it at work today so celebrating a bit

I only drink Parafin these days Ronnie, Meths plays havoc with me carbunkles.

this stuffs cheaper, got a mate in France who knows his wine and get it by the pallet straight from the Chateau at less than €4 a bottle!

 

[buzzer1]

I only drink Parafin these days Ronnie, Meths plays havoc with me carbunkles.

this stuffs cheaper, got a mate in France who knows his wine and get it by the pallet straight from the Chateau at less than €4 a bottle!

You know what mate, i have never liked the taste of wine, red, white or rose, it tastes just like Vinegar to me. Now our kid who is a bit of an expert on Wine, well he absolutely adores the stuff, but detests Vinegar. Now when your talking Champagne 'n' fresh orange, well thats a different story.

I'd rather have Jeagermeister,anyday.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Hi my name is Marc and am an alcoholic.

 

[ffs]

Ive just bought six bottles of platino brut from tescos,just opened first bottle had a little cheeky sip from pint pot,OH well back to the methenol.

 

[Ronnie the Rep]

helloooo! back again - done the bottle ruddy marvelous!

 

[Banned Tosspot]

I just had a big bowl of ice cream, I might finger my bum hole now :)

 

[tueartsboots]

I just had a big bowl of ice cream, I might finger my bum hole now :)

mmm, can I smell it? the ice cream bowl that is

 

[Ronnie the Rep]

I just had a big bowl of ice cream, I might finger my bum hole now :)

i'm not THAT bored

 

[mcfcliam]

I just had a big bowl of ice cream, I might finger my bum hole now :)

pmsl