Boris Johnson

Well they needed someone to bring in the viewer since losing Fox, the fake priest and Wooton.


He’ll obviously try to rewrite history and act as if everything was perfect until he left. Not sure how this is going to go for him really though, given the party is about to get wiped out and most people blame him.
He won't give a flying fuck as long as he's in the public eye and is getting paid.
And he'll deny it's his fault the country is in the crap as he did fuck all as prime minister.
 
Nothing like a platform to direct his narrative and reinvent the wheel. Anyone who tunes in, follows and enjoys the slop is in allegiance with the devil and the inner sanctum that wiped out the vulnerable and prevented a plethora of goodbyes at funerals, whilst tinsel-titted Boris the baby maker shook the office partying night after night.

Good for Boris bikes. Bad for Britain. What little semblance of the British political landscape that remains after that amoeba-impersonator left is flushed so far down the toilet into the cesspool of our British seaside. "Welcome back Boris, have my wife and drink the blood of my newborn."

Haven't we, the public, the people had enough of the mop-haired-lie-machine? Bring back lynching.
 
Nothing like a platform to direct his narrative and reinvent the wheel. Anyone who tunes in, follows and enjoys the slop is in allegiance with the devil and the inner sanctum that wiped out the vulnerable and prevented a plethora of goodbyes at funerals, whilst tinsel-titted Boris the baby maker shook the office partying night after night.

Good for Boris bikes. Bad for Britain. What little semblance of the British political landscape that remains after that amoeba-impersonator left is flushed so far down the toilet into the cesspool of our British seaside. "Welcome back Boris, have my wife and drink the blood of my newborn."

Haven't we, the public, the people had enough of the mop-haired-lie-machine? Bring back lynching.
Does he have a narrative? He never has done before. He’s a lazy buffoon, educated beyond his brainpower.

He’ll only last a few weeks before getting bored or pissed off that his reviews are shite.
 

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