Boris Johnson

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He doesn't.

Have you paid for the full half hour?

 

[Fred_Quimby]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

He must be the second coming as he has managed to bring Dicky Attenborough back to the life.

Beat me to it, but why has he got Samir Nasri as his accomplice?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Beat me to it, but why has he got Samir Nasri as his accomplice?

He's an overgrown elf and they are compiling the naughty list.

 

[Kirkstall Blue]

Anyone know what this lady has done to be awarded a seat in the lords ?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Anyone know what this lady has done to be awarded a seat in the lords ?

Be Johnson’s daughter.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Be Johnson’s daughter.

Think it's more likely that she had an affair with him and got an abortion tbh.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Think it's more likely that she had an affair with him and got an abortion tbh.

I think the likelihood of a DNA test being taken is as likely as Prince Harry agreeing to one.

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[bluethrunthru]

I think the likelihood of a DNA test being taken is as likely as Prince Harry agreeing to one.

Are you assuming Hewitt was his father? Its just that - to be factual which can be awkward I know - Harry was born in 1984 - Diana began an affair with Hewitt in 1987 ............. a more pointless DNA test if thats what you seek to prove I cannot imagine