Boris Johnson

[TinFoilHat]

Is a ****?

 

[bluethrunthru]

Is a ****?

is the right answer

 

[mosssideblue]

is the right answer

Is an insignificant ****

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Is an insignificant ****

Sadly not.

 

[mosssideblue]

Sadly not.

He certainly is in my eyes

 

[blue44]

 

[N1985]

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**** on the front?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

**** on the front?

I’ll take a punt that it’s the name of the vessel that rhymes.

 

[Vic]

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Prat on a flat?

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Prat on a flat?

Dick on a dock

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Prick in the sticks.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

****.

 

[blue44]

a punting ****

 

[Vic]

Scrote on a boat

 

[Vic]

Half-rhyme allowed?

Skiver on a river

 

[DelToro]

Half-rhyme allowed?

Skiver on a river

Wilfred Owen would approve.

 

[Vic]

Wilfred Owen would approve.

Indeed.

It seemed that out of battle I escaped
Down some profound dull tunnel, long since scooped
Through granites which titanic wars had groined.
Yet also there encumbered sleepers groaned,
Too fast in thought or death to be bestirred.
Then, as I probed them, one sprang up, and stared
With piteous recognition in fixed eyes,
Lifting distressful hands, as if to bless.
And by his smile, I knew that sullen hall,—
By his dead smile I knew we stood in Hell.

 

[hampshireblue]

A foreskin on the foredeck.

 

[Vic]

A foreskin on the foredeck.

Poop on the poop deck

 

[bluethrunthru]

Wurzul's bollocks