Bought A Bicycle - Tips And Advice, Please...

[m7mcfc]

Wear all black and don a balaclava. Have no lights.
Ride on the pavement.
Red traffic lights mean go through at the first opportunity anyway.
Ride up the main road at rush hour pulling wheelies.
That's the cycling etiquette near me.

 

[Barcon]

Wear all black and don a balaclava. Have no lights.
Ride on the pavement.
Red traffic lights mean go through at the first opportunity anyway.
Ride up the main road at rush hour pulling wheelies.
That's the cycling etiquette near me.

I think I just realised where the O.P has disappeared to.

 

[city2]

Don’t fall off it.

 

[KS55]

Copy this guy: yesterday I was walking slowly down the pavement. A guy on a bike is riding full pelt down the pavement despite there being a perfectly good cycle lane. I stand still. Bicycle man rides up and gives me the full works complaining about my using the pavement and going slowly. “@*+**, he said “&*+#@ “
I reply, “Why do you think I have a stick?”

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Copy this guy: yesterday I was walking slowly down the pavement. A guy on a bike is riding full pelt down the pavement despite there being a perfectly good cycle lane. I stand still. Bicycle man rides up and gives me the full works complaining about my using the pavement and going slowly. “@*+**, he said “&*+#@ “
I reply, “Why do you think I have a stick?”

Should have stuffed it through his spokes.