Sleeping_Easy
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big blueballs said:
All through it i kept thinking i'd seen him on something before, then at the end they shown his likeness to that one off the x-factor and it twigged. He was the double of the guy!
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All through it i kept thinking i'd seen him on something before, then at the end they shown his likeness to that one off the x-factor and it twigged. He was the double of the guy!
simonk
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him with the haircut was a spanner of the highest order
and the 2 directors were Max and Paddy
and the 2 directors were Max and Paddy
ono
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That was quality. I thought it was a spoof show when that moppy haired fool was on.
"I'd normally buy my black work trousers from somewhere like George, but now i sometimes pay 20 odd quid for them..."
Said with the authority of a high-flying bigshot. All in a welsh accent. Genius.
"I'd normally buy my black work trousers from somewhere like George, but now i sometimes pay 20 odd quid for them..."
Said with the authority of a high-flying bigshot. All in a welsh accent. Genius.
Whos your mate I've worked on the door for 7 years in rochdale... Shit hole mind but extra pocket money ...anymore than 2sheiks said:My mate's a doorman in rochdale and tried persuading me to go on their books. Fuck that. It should go in my thread of jobs I wouldn't do.
Swales lives
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MATCITY said:A girl at work said there was some dirty slag sucking some guy dry whilst having a shit
Ladies and gentleman I give you the..........
BLUMPKIN
alive and well in south Wales
She's right, I watched it. The bouncer had to tell the bird who was sucking her fella off to wipe her arse. Class.
The same bouncer later on said Newport was full of "Mongos and In-breds" and he was "ashamed of the human race" after what he'd seen in his job. Seemed a decent fella, apart from the fecking ear-rings.
Good TV.
Yeah the guy with that beard who worked in Cash Generator seemed decent, he realised how he was just simply keeping knobs out of the club.
Them two owners were hillarious. The fat guy was alright as he just sat there and ate doughnuts, but the other guy was a proper idiot. He seemed to forget he was in charge of bouncers who were only doing it to make a living, not the SAS. "I read Alan Sugars book, and we're going to adopt some of his philosophies in our approach"....by hiring security staff at 2am in the morning to leave for a job at 4am? If they want such a big contract, maybe don't reveal that you were up for 36 hours and brought along staff who weren't trained at all in crowd safety, or even the basics of first aid or anything.
Anyway, wonder how many footy fans are thinking "ey, shall we stay over in Newport when we play Swansea away?!"
Them two owners were hillarious. The fat guy was alright as he just sat there and ate doughnuts, but the other guy was a proper idiot. He seemed to forget he was in charge of bouncers who were only doing it to make a living, not the SAS. "I read Alan Sugars book, and we're going to adopt some of his philosophies in our approach"....by hiring security staff at 2am in the morning to leave for a job at 4am? If they want such a big contract, maybe don't reveal that you were up for 36 hours and brought along staff who weren't trained at all in crowd safety, or even the basics of first aid or anything.
Anyway, wonder how many footy fans are thinking "ey, shall we stay over in Newport when we play Swansea away?!"
Swales lives
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scall said:Yeah the guy with that beard who worked in Cash Generator seemed decent, he realised how he was just simply keeping knobs out of the club.
Them two owners were hillarious. The fat guy was alright as he just sat there and ate doughnuts, but the other guy was a proper idiot. He seemed to forget he was in charge of bouncers who were only doing it to make a living, not the SAS. "I read Alan Sugars book, and we're going to adopt some of his philosophies in our approach"....by hiring security staff at 2am in the morning to leave for a job at 4am? If they want such a big contract, maybe don't reveal that you were up for 36 hours and brought along staff who weren't trained at all in crowd safety, or even the basics of first aid or anything.
Anyway, wonder how many footy fans are thinking "ey, shall we stay over in Newport when we play Swansea away?!"
Me and my missus did a security/steward job, about 12 years ago for a bunch of clowns like these lot. No experience, no training. It was a Hallé Orchestra gig at Tatton Park - so hardly a tough job. They gave us a hi-viz waistcoat and told us to go to the car park to help out.
After an hour, we wandered over to the refreshments tent backstage, had hot chocolate and biscuits with the Orchestra. When the gig started we took our stewards vests off and sat smoking weed for 2 hours, listening to Bond Themes, Superman, StarWars etc played beautifully by the Orchestra, followed by a huge firework display. £45 each we got for that.
The head steward was brilliant, top comedy bragging bullshit, he thought he was organising The Olympics security team.
LongsightM13
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Anyone remember the BBC documentary series 'Muscle' about that firm of bouncers in Bristol who drove around the city like the A Team waiting to be called out to places where it was kicking off? That was hilarious. My wurzel nutjob cousin was on it brawling with them.