Box at the Derby (Ideas Wanted)

[mekonmcfc]

ive had a bit of hospitality and am again this season, i was at Everton at weekend, and getting pissed for free is more than enough especially on saturday !!! just enjoy the game have a laugh and get pissed.

we were in a box at spurs last year, that was great fun 8 city fans doing the Poznan, luckily we didnt get any mither, and the added bonus was i was talking Charlize Theron at half time, we have it again this year

 

[Pigeonho]

I will not be abusing his generosity. It was more how I can wind up rags.

If you need ideas to do that, it's not worth doing surely? Is there nothing you can think of yourself?

It was a Spurs match I was thinking about earlier. All in suits, pissed up and making a complete twats of themselves slagging off the blues sat below them. You see they thought they were safe in their box, but they weren't. There were some angry, angry blues that day. Needless to say after that they shut the fuck up for the rest of the game.

I remember that happening as was sat below the spuds fans at the time. I think it was the one where Crouch scored the winner for them.

I'm going back earlier than that, i'm going back to Maine Road days in the Kippax. It's happened loads of times over the years, so if I were you i'd do rock all other than enjoy the hospitality and the generosity your birds dad is giving you. Imagine if you made that much of a twat of yourself that he took the flack for it? Add to that a potential beating off some United fans... not really worth it is it just to 'wind up rags'.

 

[Mikeegrini]

I did the free hospitality the year we played them there in the FA cup. 4-1 to the sh1te if IIRC , Toby Inns were picking up the tab. I turned up suited and booted in my lovely black Paul Smith suit with a sky blue lining, sky blue tie and a discreet City badge on my lapel. The jaw dropping from the host was comical enough he simply couldn't believe anyone would come who wasn't a Rag. Had a great day out, except for the result of course. I seriously battered the freemans and got bladdered and stuffed at the hosts expence and would have won the award for most resionable man in Manchester that day. i didnt bite once and it wound the fuckers up no end.

As Pidge has said be careful, not all the boxes offer a view of the pitch and you end up walking through the general areas and shit bags to get to your seat which is basically a regular seat.

 

[mancity dan]

I did the free hospitality the year we played them there in the FA cup. 4-1 to the sh1te if IIRC , Toby Inns were picking up the tab. I turned up suited and booted in my lovely black Paul Smith suit with a sky blue lining, sky blue tie and a discreet City badge on my lapel. The jaw dropping from the host was comical enough he simply couldn't believe anyone would come who wasn't a Rag. Had a great day out, except for the result of course. I seriously battered the freemans and got bladdered and stuffed at the hosts expence and would have won the award for most resionable man in Manchester that day. i didnt bite once and it wound the fuckers up no end.

As Pidge has said be careful, not all the boxes offer a view of the pitch and you end up walking through the general areas and shit bags to get to your seat which is basically a regular seat.

Thanks for the advice. Think I will wear the city badge on my suit jacket ;)

 

[johnbmcr]

Take your pet dead fish to see the game and tuck him away somewhere.

langoustine are better the take a long time to decay and stink more that fish should make the box unusable for months + easy to get past the goons as they will think its for your half time sarnie's

 

[MATCITY]

Piss all over the toliet floor

Not really sticking it to the club more the poor **** who has to mop the toilet

 

[Pigeonho]

Piss all over the toliet floor

Not really sticking it to the club more the poor **** who has to mop the toilet

Who could be a blue.

 

[Anonymous]

and the added bonus was i was talking Charlize Theron at half time, we have it again this year

K'inell 'mekon' ........ better not let jimharri see that , he'll call you all the names under the sun for not invitin' him along to that Spurs game last season .... and god help you if you don't invite him this time around !

He'd sail across the irish sea on a raft if he thought Charlize would be there to rub his toes dry!

 

[Pete B]

Dan I agree with most comments on here to just enjoy the day. Can't remember which game it was but do you remember them away fans in the boxes above us who were being pelted with coins and had to take refuge inside the box!! Any antics will most likely backfire on you.

 

[JC2]

If its a private box, you will find that the vermin that sit in front of you will be looking for clues as to whether you are a blue or not. They will give you plenty of verbals, ranging from a simple 'do one bertie' to death threats. Just laugh it off.....it never amounts to anything as inevitably they have to rush off before the end to catch the train/plane back south.

I have had some great fun over the years bating them, however i always did this out of the view of my host whom i have a great deal of respect (even tho he's a RAG). My mate even got one bloke so wound up that he head butted the glass! I think he regretted this as its was pretty thick stuff.

My top tip would be to turn the TV in the box over to another channel, they used to like to turn around and watch the replays of the goals, especially there own. For maximum impact i would wait to change channels until a goal is scored (don't forget to do it in full view of the vermin as well). They will luv this, I promise!

My mate did this once and you should have seen the response, funny as fuck. From what i have seen, they are all mouth and little action. You should be fine....but don't quote me!!!