I'm afraid that your figures are indeed nonsense and, because I'm a helpful chap and also because God loves a trier (even yourself), I'll show you the real figures and explain why you're wrong.
The first mistake you made was to just glibly accept the data you found as correct, and not question whether the figures quoted were in fact feasible. Most obviously, your data stated that total UK exports in 2024 were the rather dubious figure of USD509bn. At the average 2024 exchange rate, this amounts to just GBP398bn. Given that UK nominal GDP last year was GBP2.88 trillion, this would imply that total UK exports amounted to just under 14% of GDP.
This is obviously bollocks - the actual figure is 31% - and so a quick sense check would have told you that the figures were wrong. In fact the figures you found are (inaccurate) United Nations estimates of UK goods exports, not total exports, and so again the problem here is simply a lack of thought on your behalf.
Total UK exports in 2024 were actually GBP893.2bn; a bit of a difference. Exports to the US were GBP200.8bn (22.5% of the total) last year, while exports to Germany were GBP61.7bn (6.9%), France GBP46.9bn (5.2%) and the Netherlands GBP51bn (5.7%).
Exports in 2024 to the three EU countries you picked out accounted for 17.9% of the total, and were therefore equivalent to just under 80% of the value of exports to the US, as I've previously said. Again, very different from the 150% figure you believe to be true.
All the figures I've quoted here are from the ONS and a handy summary can be found in the Trade and investment core statistics book, published a couple of weeks ago.
I do hope you find this useful, along with
@Alan Harper's Tash ,
@roubaixtuesday and particularly
@Phil1, special guy that he is.