Boyfriend jumps to his death rather than shop any more

[dazdon]

He should have bought her a last meal!

 

[BimboBob]

Who was the poster who started the Trafford Centre rant thread?

That was me.

I didn't quite get to the point where I wanted to kill myself but it would have only been a matter of time.

*waits expectantly*

 

[DelToro]

Who was the poster who started the Trafford Centre rant thread?

That was me.

I didn't quite get to the point where I wanted to kill myself but it would have only been a matter of time.

*waits expectantly*

You can wait as expectantly as you want. I shall be doing all my Xmas shopping in Poundland in Northwich from 12.30 to 12.35 this Friday.

This includes your special present - a Sony XP Deluxe Anal Vibrator (used). 1 previous owner (deceased).

 

[The Flash]

That was me.

I didn't quite get to the point where I wanted to kill myself but it would have only been a matter of time.

*waits expectantly*

You can wait as expectantly as you want. I shall be doing all my Xmas shopping in Poundland in Northwich from 12.30 to 12.35 this Friday.

This includes your special present - a Sony XP Deluxe Anal Vibrator (used). 1 previous owner (deceased).

Do they make them wide enough to fit Bimbo's ravaged, windsock-like anus?

 

[DelToro]

*waits expectantly*

You can wait as expectantly as you want. I shall be doing all my Xmas shopping in Poundland in Northwich from 12.30 to 12.35 this Friday.

This includes your special present - a Sony XP Deluxe Anal Vibrator (used). 1 previous owner (deceased).

Do they make them wide enough to fit Bimbo's ravaged, windsock-like anus?

It's a decommissioned Patriot missile with the warhead replaced by 10kg of margarine.

 

[mcmanus]

*waits expectantly*

You can wait as expectantly as you want. I shall be doing all my Xmas shopping in Poundland in Northwich from 12.30 to 12.35 this Friday.

This includes your special present - a Sony XP Deluxe Anal Vibrator (used). 1 previous owner (deceased).

Do they make them wide enough to fit Bimbo's ravaged, windsock-like anus?

Can you get them for a quid?

 

[jimharri]

Honestly, if my missus threw a paddy like that in the TC, called me a skinflint and said I had ruined Christmas. Id have taken all the bags I had back to the shops and got a refund and spent the money on something I wanted.
















Then bummed her best friend!

Rules are rules. Pics, of both your missus and her best friend. Purely for ''research'', you understand.

 

[StrutterBlue]

To be fair, iv felt like doing this when my missus has dragged me around Merry Hill or the Trafford Centre all day

 

[AntiUnited]

Did any 1 laugh IRL when reading the story... (RIP) to the guy and all that but i found this hilarious but at the same time it was his fault to even shop with her just give the leach your cred card and let her shop...

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

all he needed was a little ugg.