Break-ins and Car Thefts - 4 Heatons

Will be after your car, will either get shipped to Africa or used in an armed robbery. My mates Golf got robbed in Cheadle was used in an armed blag a month later.
 
OP you have mentioned your car is on the road and that you have bought a dummy set of keys. I am guessing it is a nice motor ? That may be the target, remeber the poor RAF man in Chorlton who was kiiled stopping thieves nicking his car after they brole in for the keys? They need car keys to have high value motors away. If you have a decent motor you may be best getting a tracker fitted with large obvious signs indicating to scrotes that one is fitted.
They don’t even need your keys these days. These nice chaps used a relay device thingamajig!
 
Years ago I used to think if anyone ever broke in while I was there we’d just have a scrap and they’d soon fuck off but not anymore, it’s just not worth it. We leave the car and van on the kitchen table so if anyone breaks in they can just take them, same with the laptops which are encrypted and backed up anyway, so they’re welcome to it. As long as you can keep your family safe let them take whatever they want, material things can be replaced.

However, if they get greedy and decide to come upstairs then some motherfucker is dying, whether it’s me or them I don’t know but they best be tooled up and they’re best bringing a few mates to help them.
 
Will be after your car, will either get shipped to Africa or used in an armed robbery. My mates Golf got robbed in Cheadle was used in an armed blag a month later.

How times change - in the 80's my Dads purple Mini Clubman estate - around a 74 model I think - was stolen from outside his house in Middleton. It was recovered wedged in the front of a sub post office in Huyton after a robbery. We could never understand why take such an insubstantial rotbox to use as a bettering ram and were amzed it got all the way down the M62 to Huyton without self destucting
 
Years ago I used to think if anyone ever broke in while I was there we’d just have a scrap and they’d soon fuck off but not anymore, it’s just not worth it. We leave the car and van on the kitchen table so if anyone breaks in they can just take them, same with the laptops which are encrypted and backed up anyway, so they’re welcome to it. As long as you can keep your family safe let them take whatever they want, material things can be replaced.

However, if they get greedy and decide to come upstairs then some motherfucker is dying, whether it’s me or them I don’t know but they best be tooled up and they’re best bringing a few mates to help them.

My great uncle Joe god bless him , use to wire his shed up to the mains at night and he had a crossbow hahaha legend.
 
I'm in Heaton Chapel - haven't seen anything myself but the heatons does have a couple of very active social media groups that can make things appear worse than they are!

Have to agree with your social media group comment. We’ve got a couple of groups set up here for Worsley and EVERYTHING gets reported to it and it makes it appear we are under seige around here.

There does seem to be lots of activity but I’d put it down to it’s being easier to report
 
Only on cars that don't require keys is it not?
God knows mate.
I was just pointing out that the scrotes don’t need to break in anymore , which is probably a good thing tbh.
On my works vehicle there is no key, only a fob, great until the fob wouldn’t open the doors, after a bit of head scratching a colleague opened the fob up and a small key popped out. I had no idea !
 
Years ago I used to think if anyone ever broke in while I was there we’d just have a scrap and they’d soon fuck off but not anymore, it’s just not worth it. We leave the car and van on the kitchen table so if anyone breaks in they can just take them, same with the laptops which are encrypted and backed up anyway, so they’re welcome to it. As long as you can keep your family safe let them take whatever they want, material things can be replaced.

However, if they get greedy and decide to come upstairs then some motherfucker is dying, whether it’s me or them I don’t know but they best be tooled up and they’re best bringing a few mates to help them.
Fuck me, that’s some kitchen table you have!
 

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