*****BREAKING NEWS**** regarding Ronaldo

Re: The Scum Ronaldos Car Crash

first thread ive posted but anyway have any of you got pictures of it as i av onli seen the one ??
 
Re: The Scum Ronaldos Car Crash

Dobsy87 said:
Jesus he was a lucky boy.

Count your blessings we would have had memorial services for a hundred years and Gordon Brown would have declared a national week of mourning.
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You can also guarantee we would have played them on this day in 50 years time, and had to behave ourselves.
 
I don't know how people feel sorry for him or say its not a laughing matter.

This prick drives at stupid speed risking the lives of others and crashes his £200,000 Ferrari into a wall the world stops and feels sorry for him just when he can go oh well I'll buy another one in fact I'll buy two just in case this happens again.

Anyone of us do it we get a driving ban 6 months in prison and a no-claims that we get fuked on and can we buy a new £200,000 car nope some of us can't even buy a £1,000 car so we spend the rest of the year riding our sisters/wife's/daughters bike to work

Footballers all around get away with this sort of behavior look what happened to Luke McCormick thought he was big "I know I'll get wasted and drive home" what he didn't plan on is killing an two kids in the process and putting two other kids and there 49yr old dad in hospital am glad he got put away so should all these other drink driver/joy riding pricks that think they are above the law.

All I'm sorry for is that none of the footballers die in these collisions cause its what they deserve
 
**********More Breaking News*************

Sky Sports News have just reported in a spirit of premiership empathy and camaraderie Pompey have kindly offered their club limousine as a replacement for a couple of weeks.










Bring on the Robin Reliant.


Finally a vehicle that reflects the character of the man.
 
C1TY4LIFE said:
I don't know how people feel sorry for him or say its not a laughing matter.

This prick drives at stupid speed risking the lives of others and crashes his £200,000 Ferrari into a wall the world stops and feels sorry for him just when he can go oh well I'll buy another one in fact I'll buy two just in case this happens again.

Anyone of us do it we get a driving ban 6 months in prison and a no-claims that we get fuked on and can we buy a new £200,000 car nope some of us can't even buy a £1,000 car so we spend the rest of the year riding our sisters/wife's/daughters bike to work

Footballers all around get away with this sort of behavior look what happened to Luke McCormick thought he was big "I know I'll get wasted and drive home" what he didn't plan on is killing an two kids in the process and putting two other kids and there 49yr old dad in hospital am glad he got put away so should all these other drink driver/joy riding pricks that think they are above the law.

All I'm sorry for is that none of the footballers die in these collisions cause its what they deserve
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Hmmm i don't think he was doing 70 looking at the damage.
 
C1TY4LIFE said:
I don't know how people feel sorry for him or say its not a laughing matter.

This prick drives at stupid speed risking the lives of others and crashes his £200,000 Ferrari into a wall the world stops and feels sorry for him just when he can go oh well I'll buy another one in fact I'll buy two just in case this happens again.

Anyone of us do it we get a driving ban 6 months in prison and a no-claims that we get fuked on and can we buy a new £200,000 car nope some of us can't even buy a £1,000 car so we spend the rest of the year riding our sisters/wife's/daughters bike to work

Footballers all around get away with this sort of behavior look what happened to Luke McCormick thought he was big "I know I'll get wasted and drive home" what he didn't plan on is killing an two kids in the process and putting two other kids and there 49yr old dad in hospital am glad he got put away so should all these other drink driver/joy riding pricks that think they are above the law.

All I'm sorry for is that none of the footballers die in these collisions cause its what they deserve
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Top post that.
 
How many footballers drive dangerously and what has been the games reaction ?!

Not even going to mention that twat at Oldham, but what did we say and what did our club do last year about Hamman. Pissed up, crashed his car and did a runner.
 
"Tran-aldo he drives like a bird
Tran-aldo he drives like a bird...."
 
More Breaking News from SSN.

Mohammed Al Fayed is preparing a bid for Cristiano Ronaldo.

But not for his footballing skills. He wants him to teach his chauffeurs on how to survive potentially fatal car accidents whilst driving through tunnels.

P.S. I do apologise to anyone who hasn't got the same warped and wicked sense of humour as me. (Blue Lloyd)
 
C1TY4LIFE said:
I don't know how people feel sorry for him or say its not a laughing matter.

This prick drives at stupid speed risking the lives of others and crashes his £200,000 Ferrari into a wall the world stops and feels sorry for him just when he can go oh well I'll buy another one in fact I'll buy two just in case this happens again.

Anyone of us do it we get a driving ban 6 months in prison and a no-claims that we get fuked on and can we buy a new £200,000 car nope some of us can't even buy a £1,000 car so we spend the rest of the year riding our sisters/wife's/daughters bike to work

Footballers all around get away with this sort of behavior look what happened to Luke McCormick thought he was big "I know I'll get wasted and drive home" what he didn't plan on is killing an two kids in the process and putting two other kids and there 49yr old dad in hospital am glad he got put away so should all these other drink driver/joy riding pricks that think they are above the law.

All I'm sorry for is that none of the footballers die in these collisions cause its what they deserve
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Not all of them do survive.There was a lad i think called Ray Jones -QPR who died in the last couple of years plus a Watford player a few years before that.
 
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LEE BRADBURY said:
Sensational news, I hear the car crash this morning was Ronaldo trying to commit suicide.

I kid you not an amateur radio enthusiast apparently overheard him arguing with baconface on his mobile phone prior to the impact.

Apparently the broken intercepted conversation went like this, Ronaldo was screaming at baconface that he wanted to join a massive massive club like Real Madrid,baconface screamed back that he was contracted, to the Rags which Ronaldo replied ill fcukin kill myself if you don’t let me go, and I have to wear that shitty red shirt ever again, bacon face replied go on then I don’t give a fcuk.

Skid marks at the scene support the theory that Ronaldo was speeding prior to impact.

Its all been a bit hushed up at the moment.

I cant expose my ITK at this moment in time to protect his safety
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That'd say that he was braking and trying to slow down, too. ;)
 
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