*****BREAKING NEWS**** regarding Ronaldo

[ManCityFC]

I heard he told the police another car left a foot out. The other driver has a 3 day driving ban for it!

 

[LEE BRADBURY]

If this is a joke it's in pretty poor taste in my opinion.

It is and it is

it is a slow news day,(alright it is a bit poor),some funny jokes though !!!!

 

[Leekeri]

Heard he was trying to bend it round the wall when he f***d up as usual!

 

[KingRuben]

tbh if this is a joke,it's really not funny i lost 2 very close freinds to suicide and its not a laughing matter really...

 

[KingRuben]

tho id love it to be true about that twat

 

[JohnMaddocksAxe]

Out of order this thread.

I can well imagine the uproar if some rag was posting the same thing about SWP if it had been him.

Football fans hypocrasy never fails to amaze me.

Apart from that, it's just not a funny joke, if you can call if that, surely?

 

[Blue Fill]

Apparently the real reason he crashed was that he became sexually aroused whilst watching himself in the rear view mirror.

 

[LEE BRADBURY]

Out of order this thread.

I can well imagine the uproar if some rag was posting the same thing about SWP if it had been him.

Football fans hypocrasy never fails to amaze me.

Apart from that, it's just not a funny joke, if you can call if that, surely?

come on john lighten up the cnuts still alive ffs ??, :-)

 

[insideinfo]

It's annoying how he can write off his car, yet walk away scott-free...but if someone brushes past him on the pitch he goes down like he's been shot.

thats genius

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

It's annoying how he can write off his car, yet walk away scott-free...but if someone brushes past him on the pitch he goes down like he's been shot.

The car's rear wheel brushed a piece of grit, flew in the air and rolled over five times.

 

[City-mad-fan]

Re: Breaking news regarding Ronaldo

I heard that he thought by pressing triangle, square, square, circle, cross, cross, cross then holding R2 and L2 he's become invincible.

lol

 

[-dabz-]

God thats awful news...I hope his hair was alright;O)

 

[Blootoof]

Its a shame he didn't peel his face off through the window screen

then die three weeks later

In agony

****

 

[mat]

According to the CCTV he was seen falling out the door and rolled around for 10 minutes before he realised he wasn't injured.

 

[mcfcjoe]

The Scum Ronaldos Car Crash

If anybody seen the car crash cristiano ronaldo had,,im sorry but i don no have a clue how the lucky very very luky scum has got out of that car wiv not a scratch on him....but does any1 else have any news about it or pictures post them on thanks

 

[mcfcjoe]

Re: The Scum Ronaldos Car Crash

i have this one so far <a class="postlink" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/gallery/2009/jan/08/manchester-united-cristiano-ronaldo-car-crash?picture=341509591" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/gall ... =341509591</a>

 

[Dobsy87]

Re: The Scum Ronaldos Car Crash

Jesus he was a lucky boy.

Count your blessings we would have had memorial services for a hundred years and Gordon Brown would have declared a national week of mourning.

 

[blue dallas]

Re: The Scum Ronaldos Car Crash

Jesus he was a lucky boy.

Count your blessings we would have had memorial services for a hundred years and Gordon Brown would have declared a national week of mourning.

and their fanbase double in size

 

[masterwig]

Re: The Scum Ronaldos Car Crash

For fuck's sake. How many threads do we need?

 

[M.C.F.C.O.K]

Re: The Scum Ronaldos Car Crash

he has a good threads per crash record