*****BREAKING NEWS**** regarding Ronaldo

[yankblue]

Guys, suicide is a very serious matter, and is not to be taken lightly no matter who is involved...

Oh who am I kidding? Pitty the twat couldn't finish the job.

 

[Cal]

I think that when we find the blue that cut his breaks, we should all buy him a pint.

 

[LEE BRADBURY]

Ironic really.

A Big bag of wind saved by a big bag of wind.

 

[Blue Streak]

If this is a joke it's in pretty poor taste in my opinion.

 

[shadygiz]

lol...how sad can i be...just thought this up

to the tune of shitty man utd went to rome


the cheating twat ronaldo drove his car into the wall
arguin with taggart on his phone about fuck all
he turned into a tunnel, put his car into a skid
and now he's going to play for real madrid

FUCK OFF!!

who the fuck are man united
who the fuck are man united
who the fuck are man united
as the blues go marchin on on on

 

[bluemoon22]

Re: Breaking news regarding Ronaldo

I heard that he thought by pressing triangle, square, square, circle, cross, cross, cross then holding R2 and L2 he's become invincible.

Ha,ha, funny as fuck!!!!!!

 

[Grand Master Ram Rod]

Was he trying to kill Manucho as well?

 

[ManCityFC]

I know this bloke, who's sister is best mates, with a girl who used to go to school with Ladyboys brother, who reckons he told him, that he is a big Princess Di fan!

 

[scall11]

He's already lodged a complaint to the Highways Agency because the wall wasn't 10 yards back!

Radio enthusiast intercepts Ronaldos phone calls? Come on, you can make up better lies than that!

 

[mammutly]

If this is a joke it's in pretty poor taste in my opinion.

It is and it is