*****BREAKING NEWS**** regarding Ronaldo

[kippax neil]

More Breaking News from SSN.

Mohammed Al Fayed is preparing a bid for Cristiano Ronaldo.

But not for his footballing skills. He wants him to teach his chauffeurs on how to survive potentially fatal car accidents whilst driving through tunnels.

P.S. I do apologise to anyone who hasn't got the same warped and wicked sense of humour as me. (Blue Lloyd)

 

[stockportblue]

I don't know how people feel sorry for him or say its not a laughing matter.

This prick drives at stupid speed risking the lives of others and crashes his £200,000 Ferrari into a wall the world stops and feels sorry for him just when he can go oh well I'll buy another one in fact I'll buy two just in case this happens again.

Anyone of us do it we get a driving ban 6 months in prison and a no-claims that we get fuked on and can we buy a new £200,000 car nope some of us can't even buy a £1,000 car so we spend the rest of the year riding our sisters/wife's/daughters bike to work

Footballers all around get away with this sort of behavior look what happened to Luke McCormick thought he was big "I know I'll get wasted and drive home" what he didn't plan on is killing an two kids in the process and putting two other kids and there 49yr old dad in hospital am glad he got put away so should all these other drink driver/joy riding pricks that think they are above the law.

All I'm sorry for is that none of the footballers die in these collisions cause its what they deserve

Not all of them do survive.There was a lad i think called Ray Jones -QPR who died in the last couple of years plus a Watford player a few years before that.

 

[AlexWilliamsGloves]

 

[Im Going Kaka]

Not surprised he crashed, driving in them boots!

 

[mancity89]

Cheating bastard, getting the wall booked like that

 

[BlueMooney]

Sensational news, I hear the car crash this morning was Ronaldo trying to commit suicide.

I kid you not an amateur radio enthusiast apparently overheard him arguing with baconface on his mobile phone prior to the impact.

Apparently the broken intercepted conversation went like this, Ronaldo was screaming at baconface that he wanted to join a massive massive club like Real Madrid,baconface screamed back that he was contracted, to the Rags which Ronaldo replied ill fcukin kill myself if you don’t let me go, and I have to wear that shitty red shirt ever again, bacon face replied go on then I don’t give a fcuk.

Skid marks at the scene support the theory that Ronaldo was speeding prior to impact.

Its all been a bit hushed up at the moment.

I cant expose my ITK at this moment in time to protect his safety

That'd say that he was braking and trying to slow down, too. ;)