Bring back the green cross code

[splinter]

Kids on phones crossing the road, teenage girl stepped right out in front of a car today. Lucky to be alive..I see this a lot when I'm on the bus. They seem to be oblivious of the danger..

 

[Blue Mist]

Nooooooooooo. Bring Tufty back.
For a start he didn't wear a daft suit.

 

[CTID1988]

 

[Blue Mist]

Jeez, I'd forgotten Alvin. As soon as I saw @splinter post I assumed he meant the man not realising he meant the code itself.
Totally agree splints, look right, look left and look right again, then if your over 80 cross anyway.

 

[tommybooth]

Christ, i even look left and right on a Zebra crossing. Mind you as i stood at a crossing today you just knew the bus would'ent stop. Not a light controlled one. Nearly had 3 or 4 kids over the months just stepping out in front of you on their little comfort blanket.

 

[splinter]

Exactly a proper advert..I had a leather jacket like that

 

[hilts]

Kids on phones crossing the road, teenage girl stepped right out in front of a car today. Lucky to be alive..I see this a lot when I'm on the bus. They seem to be oblivious of the danger..

You need to learn the new hierarchy rules fella, to summarise it means you need to slam on the brakes at any given moment for

Moronic pedestrians
Lycra fascists
Red rum giving a solicitors wife a bounce off

The good news is you can bash into anything bigger than you without prejudice except it becomes an insurance thing cos the cops can't be arsed.


If I see an elephant wandering down Upper Brook Street the fuckers getting it.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Exactly a proper advert..I had a leather jacket like that

Didn't we all?

 

[Blue Mist]

A little known fact. Tufty went on to play Chewbacca in the Star Wars films.

 

[Blue Mist]

Hang on, it might have been David Prowse. It was one of them two anyway.