Britains Got Talons 2012

[Anonymous]

Shooting Stars - the show where the public casts their vote on which 1 of 5 celebs gets blasted with a 12 bore by Vic and Bob.

Starkey and Hutch - Ringo Starr shows us around celebrity rabbit pens.

Last of the Summer Whine - sour alf continues to bleat about lack of value in the May-August transfer window.

It Ain't 'Alf Hot Mum - pregnant celebs perform stripteases

Morecambe & Wise - ex Chelsea player Dennis Wise takes a stroll along the promenade.

Crossrhodes - chef Gary Rhodes undergoes an anger management course.

Cagney & Lacey - discover Jimmy Cagney's penchant for wearing women's, frilly lingerie

The Price Is Right - new quiz show where contestants pit their wits against Katie Price in order to win the booby prize.

 

[BWTAC]

Play Your Cards Wright - new show where City loving ex pro Ian Wright tours the tap rooms of the North playing don and crib.

Downtown Abbey - Petula Clark perfoms her greatest hits to an audience of monks.

Auf Weidersein Pet - Celebrities are put to work in a German unwanted pet home.

 

[Anonymous]

Outnumbered - BBC Comedy showing more empty seats than fans in the stadium when the rags are 3-1 with 20 mins to go.