Britain's rudest place names

[laserblue]

river piddle in dorset. also the dorset piddle brewery that makes beers named piddle, jimmy riddle, cocky hop and silent slasher. that really would be a night on the piss.

 

[mackenzie]

There's definitely a place called Dirt Pot, seen it on a map once.

 

[Rascal]

There is a village on the German-Austrian border called Fucking.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/04/17/fing-austrian-village-seeks-name-change_n_1432212.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/04 ... 32212.html</a>

 

[laserblue]

not british but wankdorf is a district of bern in switzerland. young boys fc used to play at wankdorf stadium.

 

[MATCITY]

there is a Hardon Grove in Levenshulme

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&tab=wl

 

[laserblue]

some more british entries.

shitlingthorpe, yorkshire
brown willy, cornwall
lickey end, west midlands
muff, northern ireland

although i did chuckle at sexmoan in the philippines.

 

[Churchill123]

There is a "Sluts Hole Lane" in Attleborough Norfolk...

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/simonsteward/372221374/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.flickr.com/photos/simonsteward/372221374/</a>

 

[shadygiz]

again, not in the UK, but there is a region of sweden called BASTAD

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7263112/Britains-rudest-place-names.html

1. Cocks, Cornwall
2. Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire, England
3. Bell End, Worcestershire, England
4. Twatt, Shetland (note, there is another Twatt in Orkney)
5. Sandy Balls, a long-established holiday centre in New Forest, Hampshire, England with a name dating back to Henry VIII
6. Fingringhoe, Essex, England
7. Back Passage, City of London, an alleyway in the EC1 postal district
8. Shitterton, Dorset, England
9. Slag Lane, Merseyside, a residential street in Haydock, England
10. Hole of Horcum, North York Moors, England
11. Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire, England
12. Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire, Scotland
13. Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire, England
14. Funbag Drive, Watford, England
15. Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire, England
16. Beaver Close, Surrey, England
17. Dick Court, Lanarkshire, Scotland
18. Felch Square, Powys, Wales
19. Lickfold, West Sussex, England
20. Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire, England
21. Spanker Lane, Nether Heage, Derbyshire
22. Cocknmouth Close, West End, Surrey
23. Friars' Entry, Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
24. Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire
25. Cockermouth, Allerdale, Cumbria
26. Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip
27. Ladygate Lane, Ruislip
28. Hornyold Road, Malvern, Worcestershire, England
29. Crotch Crescent, Marston, Oxford, England
30. Cumming Court, Pitville, Gloucestershire, England

I think 10 is my favourite.

The Hole of Horcum is a lovely beauty spot on the road between Pickering and Whitby on the north york moors, close to Goathland, where the TV series "Heartbeat" was filmed....

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.vrwhitby.co.uk/whitby-virtual-tour/The-Hole-of-Horcum.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.vrwhitby.co.uk/whitby-virtua ... orcum.html</a>

Some great names there btw....


As regards funny names I think Wellyhole Street in Oldham takes some beating...

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Yes, Graham.

Gooch as in that place on a persons body

its a shit name for it anyway !!!

i call it the twatter, in between the twat and shitter

In more polite company, this rather delicate area of a lady's anatomy is commonly referred to as the 'Tinter.'
As in,'Tinter arse, tinter ****.'