Bruno Fernandes

[Ederson's smiley tattoo]

Has been a complete u-turn apparently. He's going to the rags after all. Must've heard that the fans are planning to walk out of the stadium next match and finally decided to do something

 

[foxbox123]

BBC saying rags have agreed a deal, Sky saying Barca too and he's yet to decide.

 

[remember arthur mann]

BBC saying rags have agreed a deal, Sky saying Barca too and he's yet to decide.

 

[kaz7]

As if noddy has any idea how to use a player like this lol

 

[RayCTID]

Agent Woody strikes again.

 

[ScottSinclair]

Reasonably confident Portugal is his level.

 

[citytill1die84]

55m rising to 80 lol Agent Woowah strikes again.

 

[aguero93:20]

Has been a complete u-turn apparently. He's going to the rags after all. Must've heard that the fans are planning to walk out of the stadium next match and finally decided to do something

So just the standard derby then?

 

[manimanc]

Picture the scene. You got an old banger of a car. The doors fall off, it's rusty all over, the engine misfires every day, breaks down constantly but you have a top of the range stereo with top of the range speakers.
Ladies and gentlemen utd have just bought that stereo.

 

[Tevez City]

Unfortunately, great addition to United.

 

[kaz7]

Unfortunately, great addition to United.

Nah,nobody else was interested last summer and noddy will ruin him

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

BBC saying rags have agreed a deal, Sky saying Barca too and he's yet to decide.

Lmao, as if there would be a genuine decision to make.

It's like choosing between going out for a nice 3 course meal, or noshing the dogshit of someone's shoe.

 

[Tevez City]

Nah,nobody else was interested last summer and noddy will ruin him

I hope you are right.

 

[waspish]

Unfortunately, great addition to United.

Fortunately he isn’t when they have a deadbeat manager!

 

[sir baconface]

Lmao, as if there would be a genuine decision to make.

It's like choosing between going out for a nice 3 course meal, or noshing the dogshit of someone's shoe.

White or brown dogshit?

 

[Dax777]

Unfortunately, great addition to United.

My I didn't want him, but a fantastic player.

I'm more impressed by Bergywijn going to Spurs. Think he'll be special

 

[manimanc]

Unfortunately, great addition to United.

Yeah, Madrid, juve, Bayern, Barca and inter all blown out the water by ewar woowar and his blankety blank cheque book and pen.

 

[aguero93:20]

White or brown dogshit?

Racist.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

White or brown dogshit?

Neither, one of those sloppy yellow one's when the dogs ill.

 

[Ederson's smiley tattoo]

Unfortunately, great addition to United.

Yeah he'll definitely take them to the next level. A mini KDB, definitely nowhere near as good but he scores a lot of goals and assists. With uniteds poor player quality and glorified PE teacher as a manager, he'll most likely have a free role in the midfield. I think they'll secure 4th with Bruno in their team, he'll have to do everything offensively by himself now that Rashford's out though