Build your own Mancini interview machine...

Cambridgeblue

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Simply get an adult to cut a regular pentagon (that's a five sided shape with equal length sides) out of the back of a cereal box and push a pencil through the centre.

Now write the following phrases on each side:

1) We have a good mentality.
2) But this is a football.
3) Is very important.
4) But this is a normal.
5) Was difficult game.

Finally think up a post match question and spin the spinner to generate you own Mancini interview.

Alternatively to make a Wenger interview machine follow the same steps but write "I did not see it" on every side.

Or to make a Hughes one put "I felt we didn't ask enough questions" on every side.
 
Cambridgeblue said:
Simply get an adult to cut a regular pentagon (that's a five sided shape with equal length sides) out of the back of a cereal box and push a pencil through the centre.

Now write the following phrases on each side:

1) We have a good mentality.
2) But this is a football.
3) Is very important.
4) But this is a normal.
5) Was difficult game.

Finally think up a post match question and spin the spinner to generate you own Mancini interview.

Alternatively to make a Wenger interview machine follow the same steps but write "I did not see it" on every side.

Or to make a Hughes one put "I felt we didn't ask enough questions" on every side.


You'll need a hexagon for Hughes, there should be at least one "obviously".
 
what a snore this board is with all its mancini hating..

you try going to italy and doing interviews about something you know a lot about and see how much variety you spew out.

MORONS.

however id like to say maybe the words "CORNER KICK" have been lost in translation at training.. for christ sake....
 
Get behind Mancini and stop all this foaming. Will us City fans ever learn?
 
This is not an anti Mancini thread, it was simply an attempt to get people to lighten up last night...

I just find it amusing that he says the same things every time, as for the language point you'll note my OP also takes the piss out of Hughes and Wenger, who both speak (relatively) fluent English.

Christ there are some mardy bastards on here.
 
Cambridgeblue said:
This is not an anti Mancini thread, it was simply an attempt to get people to lighten up last night...

I just find it amusing that he says the same things every time, as for the language point you'll note my OP also takes the piss out of Hughes and Wenger, who both speak (relatively) fluent English.

Christ there are some mardy bastards on here.

I liked it, made me laugh, Your bang on!
 
the talisman said:
Cambridgeblue said:
Simply get an adult to cut a regular pentagon (that's a five sided shape with equal length sides) out of the back of a cereal box and push a pencil through the centre.

Now write the following phrases on each side:

1) We have a good mentality.
2) But this is a football.
3) Is very important.
4) But this is a normal.
5) Was difficult game.

Finally think up a post match question and spin the spinner to generate you own Mancini interview.

Alternatively to make a Wenger interview machine follow the same steps but write "I did not see it" on every side.

Or to make a Hughes one put "I felt we didn't ask enough questions" on every side.


You'll need a hexagon for Hughes, there should be at least one "obviously".

Heptagon! Yer need a side for 'dynamic'!
 

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