Businesses with pun names

[peoffrey]

The finest Indian cuisine served here:

I'd rather eat here.

 

[blue rebel]

There used to be a dog parlour on Stockport Road Levy called wash and shampoodle

 

[sweynforkbeard]

I saw a hair salon opposite Blyth Spartans FC called, 'Blyth Smartens.'

 

[Rascal]

On the way to Wigan away a few years ago with De Niro, he stopped all the traffic to take a piccy of a shop called De Niro Pizza

Not a pun i know, but it made me laugh.

 

[Clevers]

Hang 'em & Bang 'em
Address: 142, Chapel Street, Salford, Lancashire. M3 6AF

Not a pun name but there's a sandwich shop near Tameside Hospital that has the following slogan under its name.

"Last Stop Before Hospital"

 

[laserblue]

Also, there used to be a sandwich shop in town called Buttyque.

 

[sweynforkbeard]

There used to be a sign outside a corner shop at Hollingworth Lake in Littleborough that read, 'Last black peas before M62.'

 

[EVILBLUEANT]

I'd have gone with the name "Ify Offy"

 

[daveduke67]

http://www.in-spiralcarpets.co.uk - Carpet shop in Stockport

You'll be getting banned posting shit like that. ;-)

 

[peoffrey]

There was one of these in Oldham Spindles, IIRC.