Bye, Bye Sam?

Bluemoon115 said:
TheMightyQuinn said:
I'm going to do a press conference slagging off City and their owners then I'm going to ask Ferguson what score he wants it to be next time we play and then I'm going to eat a pie, do some sick and have a sleep.

I can do whatever fat Sam can do.
Brilliant. You also get to wear one of those funky head sets, as I'll be sat in the second tier (So I can see most of the game at eye level).

Yes!

I want to be one of those managers who wears full kit for no apparent reason at all opportunities. I can stand on the side lines with my socks pulled up and my shorts on looking like a twat with a headset on discussing the finer points of our 'twat it up to the big lads' tactic.
 
TheMightyQuinn said:
Bluemoon115 said:
Brilliant. You also get to wear one of those funky head sets, as I'll be sat in the second tier (So I can see most of the game at eye level).

Yes!

I want to be one of those managers who wears full kit for no apparent reason at all opportunities. I can stand on the side lines with my socks pulled up and my shorts on looking like a twat with a headset on discussing the finer points of our 'twat it up to the big lads' tactic.
Awesome. You should also have some other irrelevant fashion item. Maybe sunglasses in winter, something like that. Also, work on random hand gestures.

Now at some point we're gonna have to discuss signings. There's a lad who plays for my local pub team. He's not to great technically, but he's 7ft 2 and built like a brick house, so I reckon we go for him to play as our creative midfielder. Any other suggestions?
 
Bluemoon115 said:
TheMightyQuinn said:
Yes!

I want to be one of those managers who wears full kit for no apparent reason at all opportunities. I can stand on the side lines with my socks pulled up and my shorts on looking like a twat with a headset on discussing the finer points of our 'twat it up to the big lads' tactic.
Awesome. You should also have some other irrelevant fashion item. Maybe sunglasses in winter, something like that. Also, work on random hand gestures.

Now at some point we're gonna have to discuss signings. There's a lad who plays for my local pub team. He's not to great technically, but he's 7ft 2 and built like a brick house, so I reckon we go for him to play as our creative midfielder. Any other suggestions?

My hand movements are not really up for negotiation, I gesture a push with my left hand whilst gesturing a pulling motion with the right at all times.

Peter Crouch, we could build a team around him and if he brings Abi then Blackburn will finally have 1 attractive female resident which will boost the morale.

Tactically I was thinking we could just kick teams hoping to maim them, stick 10 men behind the ball and hoof it up front randomly when given the chance. Might I suggest we let the lads take a rest V united though? Give a few of your pub mates a run out, concede 7 then share a lovely claret with Alex Ferguson.
 
TheMightyQuinn said:
Bluemoon115 said:
Awesome. You should also have some other irrelevant fashion item. Maybe sunglasses in winter, something like that. Also, work on random hand gestures.

Now at some point we're gonna have to discuss signings. There's a lad who plays for my local pub team. He's not to great technically, but he's 7ft 2 and built like a brick house, so I reckon we go for him to play as our creative midfielder. Any other suggestions?

My hand movements are not really up for negotiation, I gesture a push with my left hand whilst gesturing a pulling motion with the right at all times.

Peter Crouch, we could build a team around him and if he brings Abi then Blackburn will finally have 1 attractive female resident which will boost the morale.

Tactically I was thinking we could just kick teams hoping to maim them, stick 10 men behind the ball and hoof it up front randomly when given the chance. Might I suggest we let the lads take a rest V united though? Give a few of your pub mates a run out, concede 7 then share a lovely claret with Alex Ferguson.
Sorry you're gonna have to explain that one to me.
 
Bluemoon115 said:
TheMightyQuinn said:
My hand movements are not really up for negotiation, I gesture a push with my left hand whilst gesturing a pulling motion with the right at all times.

Peter Crouch, we could build a team around him and if he brings Abi then Blackburn will finally have 1 attractive female resident which will boost the morale.

Tactically I was thinking we could just kick teams hoping to maim them, stick 10 men behind the ball and hoof it up front randomly when given the chance. Might I suggest we let the lads take a rest V united though? Give a few of your pub mates a run out, concede 7 then share a lovely claret with Alex Ferguson.
Sorry you're gonna have to explain that one to me.

You concentrate on tapping up players and slagging off City, I'll sort out the 'football', to be honest the hand gestures should be enough for the players.
 
TheMightyQuinn said:
Bluemoon115 said:
Sorry you're gonna have to explain that one to me.

You concentrate on tapping up players and slagging off City, I'll sort out the 'football', to be honest the hand gestures should be enough for the players.
Cool.

How's this for a rough draft?

"City are wankers. They are completely ruining football. We wanna sign Lescott and Santa Cruz on loan, money might be an issue, but hopefully City can meet us half way financially. Crude foreign cunts".
 
Numptyed said:
fbloke said:
Similar to the info received about the ginger troll it seems that Mr. Allardyce is moving closer to the exit faster than he did at Newcastle.

The new owners are looking at a manager of ethnicity who is more open to the idea of playing players from the sub-continent.

It seems Sam is the new Hughes.
Ginger troll?
I think thats Stracan (sp)
 
TheMightyQuinn said:
Good.

The sooner the game is rid of the likes of this arsehole the better.

After what he did on Saturday he should be fucking hanged the fat twat.

Yet another fat fucking sack of shit who the press love because he's a cheating loser.

Love to see the bloke doused in petrol then set alight whilst 200 men stamp on his fat fucking head with the rest of the rag mafia waiting to be killed behind him (Bruce, Moyes, That little wurzel prick who's name escapes me at Blackpool, fuck the lot of them)

Peace and love.


Absolute quality - lol'd my fuckin head-off!
 

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