Calling Cider Makers, or if you even know one.

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Cider tastes like my piss. Although my piss tends to be warm.

 

[stonerblue]

Right, I recently moved and my new garden has a small orchard. The trees are laden with apples. I’m going to attempt to make cider and I was wondering, if anybody on here could give me any tips.

Best way to extract the apple juice?

and pretty much everything else involved.


Also feel free to tell me your funniest cider making anecdotes. If that’s even a thing.

Thank you in advance.

And a prize for the best name for my cider. If it works out. Great prize.

Once in a lifetime, life changing even.

'Pole-axed'

 

[Mid Wales blue]

The lady who put the apples in cider.

 

[bakerdave76]

Moss cider

 

[supercity88]

Cumin Cider

 

[Protein Junkie]

“Applejooselooseabootthishoose”

 

[Starr Gate Blue]

Magic Potion.

 

[Magicpole]

'Pole-axed'

Like it.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Get yourself a still and make a drop of calvados.

 

[Colin Bell (genuine name)]

Make mine a Treble