can anyone come up with a super injunction song for.........

[bobmcfc]

Whats he done?

Haven't got a clue.

those biscuits are well past their sell by date

 

[Anonymous]

My feable attempt:

(tune: Ryan Giggs is Illegitemate song)

Ryan Giggs is shagging Imogen
He pulled it out and stuck it in again
The press found out and now he's shitting it
It's all over twitter, it's all over twitter, it's all over twitter...

 

[wrongun73]

ryan giggs, ryan giggs,
hes kipping in the spare room, he needs some new digs!

 

[exiledblue1]

Whats he done?

Haven't got a clue.

those biscuits are well past their sell by date

As is Ryan Giggs!!!!

 

[phuzion]

To the tune of the Balotelli song:


Oooooh Ryan Giggggs..
He s a naughty, little boy...
The dirty little bitter, did his mistress in the shitter
His wife is getting updates, from us lot via twitter…
And Fergies fucking sex life is the same as Gary glitter....

And repeat?

Fee free to add lines...

 

[Skashion]

are we making one up for barry too?

As he only has a regular plain boring injunction, no.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

He's been found out he's shaggin' Imogen

Wifes changed the locks, so he won't shag her again

shrek told Giggs to go and shag his gran

He's a cheating bastard, he's a cheating bastard, he's a cheating bastard.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Needs a bit of tidying up but will do for starters. To the usual tune:

Ryan Giggs is up shit-creek a bit
Shagged a bird and now regretting it
He got an injunction but we're all ignoring it
He's a cheating bastard.

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

Surprised this hasn't been pulled by our ultra cautious mods..I was warned off posting a photo of their new banner yesterday :-)

 

[pepsi_dave]

To the tune of “Robin Hood”


Ryan Giggs Lying Pig cheating on his wife
Ryan Giggs Lying Pig cheating on his wife
she took it up the shitter
now its all over twitter
Ryan Giggs, Lying Pig, Ryan gigs

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, tried to gag the press
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, his marriage is a mess
20 years a rag, he shagged a welsh slag
Ryan Giggs, lying pig, Ryan Giggs

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, crosseyed cheating prick
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, could not control his dick
The world knows your game, but can't say your name
Ryan Giggs, lying pig, Ryan Giggs