Can anyone recommend a good Barber in town?

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I gave a 50 year old a whirl a couple of weeks ago. It was so easy I thought I may as well and there was not much else about at the time. Facially she looked inside out, but her body was amazing, years of doing those DVD workouts in the living room. Nicely presented in a minature dress and appropriately wine addled to boot. She went like a train, I was pleased Id bridged the age gap

 

[Pigeonho]

I gave a 50 year old a whirl a couple of weeks ago. It was so easy I thought I may as well and there was not much else about at the time. Facially she looked inside out, but her body was amazing, years of doing those DVD workouts in the living room. Nicely presented in a minature dress and appropriately wine addled to boot. She went like a train, I was pleased Id bridged the age gap

As a young 22 year old I once brought a nigh on 55 year old back home. I met her in the Conti club, which says it all really. That was a fun night.
The day after, City smashed Blackburn to get promoted and town was hammered. Excellent.

 

[peoffrey]

Do you remember that barbers in Middleton Peoffrey, called " Haircut Sir"?
It was an old guy who used a cut-throat razor and always had the shakes because he was a pisshead. Whatever haircut you asked for, you'd come out with a short back and sides.

Was that the one who always had a fag in his mouth and held his head at a sideways angle ? .

A decent barber can be found in Farnworth opposite Asda

Yeah that was him. He also sold bottles of old spice, brylcreem and 30 year old sun-bleached condoms. Nice selection of nuddy mags as well.

My Mum's friend was a Hairdresser so she used to do it for us - but male relatives, peoples Dads etc all used Haircut Sir, IIRC. I love coming from Midd.

 

[Vinjay]

If you have a good razor and don't mind going virtually bald (thought used to horrify me but nobody started gawking at me in the street or anything) its much better (and cheaper) to do it yourself. I'm certainly no hair stylist but it grows back just fine.

 

[yeseye]

If you have a good razor and don't mind going virtually bald (thought used to horrify me but nobody started gawking at me in the street or anything) its much better (and cheaper) to do it yourself. I'm certainly no hair stylist but it grows back just fine.

I don't think the op is banged up mate!

 

[peoffrey]

If you have a good razor and don't mind going virtually bald (thought used to horrify me but nobody started gawking at me in the street or anything) its much better (and cheaper) to do it yourself. I'm certainly no hair stylist but it grows back just fine.

I don't think the op is banged up mate!

Have they got Broadband in Prison?! I've got a nice head of hair and just don't want to stagger out of a Barbers with that heavily shaved underneath and heavily gelled bit on top that Billy Scally and Mates have.