Can My Balotelli song catch on?

oh mario balotelli i watched you on the telly

you came out of your mams belly !

at the swamp you 'll need your wellys !

and when fergie dies we 'll have jelly !!

oh mario balotelli !

i will get me coat :(
 
How about,

this mario is ours
this mario is ours
fuck off nintendo this mario is ours

:s (already has coat on) wont b postin again
 
To the sound of jingle bells

Robinho..., Tevez scores,
Johnson on the wing,
Oh how bliss,
it is to ride,
with Balotelli's sis
 
Does anyone remember the old fabrizio ravanelli song to "the macarena"

one rava,
two rava,
three ravanelli,
when he scores he shows his belly,
how do i know? ive seen it on the telly,
heeeey ravanelli!

surely we could fit balotelli in there and make it more creative??
 
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I like it ricster, we need summat totally new, not a rehash of some of the woeful shite we have has the last few seasons. that being said tho, i have no suggestions.
 
Ricster said:
To the tune of, Oh Manchester, is wonderful.

Oh Mario,
Was in Subway,
He had some meatballs on his tray,
He wolfed them down and found them gritty,
Oh Mario plays for City.

May struggle a bit feall if i am honest
 

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