Can you think of a more excellent sentence than this?

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Re: Can u think of a more excellent sentence than this ...

It's good but how about "The gates of Old Trafford are padlocked as Manchester United finally go into liquidation."

Old Trafford is towed by ocean-going barge down the Ship Canal to be EFC's new ground.

 

[Blue Mist]

"Kev, you're not going to believe what I'm going to do to you. Now get undressed and go down to my cellar."

Edited for accuracy and I think we can all guess whose cellar it is !

 

[unicorn]

" Handpumps were reinstated in Sinclairs today"

 

[levets]

Re: Can u think of a more excellent sentence than this ...

Aston Villa are champions of Europe.

Enjoy it.

That was different. Villa winning that is the greatest triumph ever in English club football. So unexpected.

City winning the title has been expected and has been coming for 2 seasons...

 

[york away to this!]

...."as we enter time added on at the etihad, manchester united are looking like worthy champions now".....


hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[The Flash]

"Police found the body of the Manchester United manager in woods not far from his home. Reports indicate he was found face down in a bowl of jelly and ice-cream."