CTID1988 we're all worried sick about you now. I swear, if you come on here and tell us you've been at the cinema this whole time the shit will well and truly hit the fan! We've heard that one before! You've been with another forum haven't you? Probably been using it on the sly for months.
I spoke to your Dad, CTID1956, he said he thought you were on Bluemoon. Can't believe you've done this to us, just after Christmas as well! The worst bit is I had a chat with Ric before, and with it being New Year's, he was . . . going to propose you be a mod. Well you can fuck right off now!
At least your missus had the decency to text. You've just upped sticks and left. Twat!