Cannot believe this

roaminblue said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
That's fair comment but it was Damo who elected to equate being chubby with harbouring chronic insecurities, especially when it comes to women. I've had my share of heartache btw, most of it, ultimately, self-inflicted, but I've broadly retained my same reserves of self-belief with regards to women. Not saying that for any reason other than to point out that what Damo has posted is palpably wrong as far as I'm concerned.

I have a feeling Damocles' quip was more a swipe at the threads silver-tongued lothario than a commentary of societal norms as a whole ;-)

I would hesitate to say an unfair and immature swipe, even.

No offence, Damo.
 
Carstairs said:
Rocket-footed kolarov said:
Something to send Antiunited over the edge.

[bigimg]http://stylingcabinet.com/wp-content/uploads/80s-jumpsuit-safari.jpg[/bigimg]

Materialistic woman

Yep those materialist bitches, I'll show them (how non-materialistic I am)

Fetches phone.

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Timmmmahhhh said:
MCFC-alan88 said:
Well, this thread certainly got odd. Antiunited is like the Misogynistic version of Gooner2. Both genders have their fair share of arseholes, but to label an entire gender on the actions of a few? Madness.

Women are money grabbing, shallow sluts tho.

I know I am and so is my woman :-)
 
bobmcfc said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
I'm sick and tired of the village idiot tarring all fat ugly blokes with the same brush.
Not all of us are immature misogynistic half-wits.
Some of us are compulsive gamblers, functioning alcoholics or drug users. We have feelings too.
Cut us, and we bleed.
And we are a safe catch, because you will never have to worry about us straying, as no other woman would have us.
Ok, so we might blow the housekeeping money on the 2-30 at Haydock, but rest assure we will never hump 'n' dump.

Pump and dump

Or in Gordons case, plump and hump.
 
stony said:
bobmcfc said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
I'm sick and tired of the village idiot tarring all fat ugly blokes with the same brush.
Not all of us are immature misogynistic half-wits.
Some of us are compulsive gamblers, functioning alcoholics or drug users. We have feelings too.
Cut us, and we bleed.
And we are a safe catch, because you will never have to worry about us straying, as no other woman would have us.
Ok, so we might blow the housekeeping money on the 2-30 at Haydock, but rest assure we will never hump 'n' dump.

Pump and dump

Or in Gordons case, plump and hump.
Or 'trump and hump' in your instance.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
stony said:
bobmcfc said:
Pump and dump

Or in Gordons case, plump and hump.
Or 'trump and hump' in your instance.

My humping days are few and far between and these days trumping is a lottery.

-- Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:18 pm --

I didn't think you were fat GDM. A beer belly yes, not proper fat.

Trump and dump would have been more accurate.
 
stony said:
bobmcfc said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
I'm sick and tired of the village idiot tarring all fat ugly blokes with the same brush.
Not all of us are immature misogynistic half-wits.
Some of us are compulsive gamblers, functioning alcoholics or drug users. We have feelings too.
Cut us, and we bleed.
And we are a safe catch, because you will never have to worry about us straying, as no other woman would have us.
Ok, so we might blow the housekeeping money on the 2-30 at Haydock, but rest assure we will never hump 'n' dump.

Pump and dump

Or in Gordons case, plump and hump.

So a 'smash-the-back-door-in' type experience would be a plump rump hump?
 
Timmmmahhhh said:
MCFC-alan88 said:
Well, this thread certainly got odd. Antiunited is like the Misogynistic version of Gooner2. Both genders have their fair share of arseholes, but to label an entire gender on the actions of a few? Madness.

Women are money grabbing, shallow sluts tho.
Nah, when i got divorced she promised never to claim on my private pensions, had to give her the house and everything else though
 

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