Caption competion number 371

[jimharri]

Sorry about the watermark.

:-(

 

[Vienna_70]

Did you hear the one about the Argentinian, the Bosnian, the Frenchman and the Spaniard?

 

[bluealf]

Sorry about the watermark.

:-(

You can do better than that Jim, it wasnt even funny.

;-p

 

[Michael Corleone]

"I mean, Garry, It looks like your hand has a face, you've got to see this !"

 

[talkativesprout]

"When you said you was bringing one of the two Ronnies to the club, i assumed you meant one of the Ronaldo's"

 

[jimharri]

Sorry about the watermark.

:-(

You can do better than that Jim, it wasnt even funny.

;-p

Don't talk shite. Agent Bernstein thought it was hilarious!!! Hopefully my usual sources might have something up by tomorrow.

;-)

 

[shadygiz]

bernstien to cooky: "see that bacon faced twat down there, i'll hang him out to dry"

 

[meeesh]

Sorry about the watermark.

:-(

Redknapp new england manager....thats best av heard all year

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

:-(

Cook "So, he says 'I want to leave to be with my kidth and I do what I want becauthe I am Carloth
Teveth'. So I says 'Ok Tev, do you mind being bigger than Manchester City and doing what you want sat on the bench until Jan mate?'

Bernstein "Ha Ha"

Cook "Of course, he didn't really say that cos the **** can't even speak English!"

Bernstein "HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!"

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Cook: "And they've taken Adebayor off us for a year!"

 

[skillman]

So then I banned Rooney for the semi-final...

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

So then I banned Rooney for the semi-final...

Very good

 

[crizack]

"In he walks, and I'm balls deep in her, Its only bloody baconface!" She just told me to carry on!"

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

 

[bammy blue]

Bernie: how much we pay for edin?

Cookie: 27 million.

Bernie: and they paid 35 for Andy Carroll! Hahahahahahaha............

 

[mcfc_brazil]

"hahaha"

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

And guess what the drunken Scottish prick said then?.........

 

[Stockton Heath Blue]

Next thing you know, they'll be asking us for Bellamy.

 

[hoyage]

Sorry about the watermark.

:-(

So how many matches are you banning red nose for and you have sorted the point deduction out right?

 

[Totnes Blue]

Sorry about the watermark.

:-(

So how many matches are you banning red nose for and you have sorted the point deduction out right?

Ahhhhhh,Ive been wanting to fart for ages.