Caption Competition: De Jong, Bellamy and Hughes

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

So this Barton kid thinks he's some hard man that screwed this club over
now the reason I signed you 2 is here's what I want you to do tonight

 

[not my fault!]

Bellamy:
"Yeh, yeh... I couldnt find a club so I strangled him with his own shirt"

 

[JohnMaddocksAxe]

"Come on lads, if we can't win a cup we'll at least get top three in the 2009 shit catalogue model group pose competition with this effort."

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

No, there's nothing in it, apparently this pissed up birds mate just said to her "You should
get a Brazilian !" and it all went tits up from there !

 

[r.soleofsalford]

No, there's nothing in it, apparently this pissed up birds mate just said to her "You should
get a Brazilian !" and it all went tits up from there !

 

[JohnMaddocksAxe]

Hughes: "Look at that Craig, all the players has put in to get special message put on the wall for your arrival and the fucking signmaker has botched it and put "Welcome to Carrington Trat"

 

[r.soleofsalford]

hughes : so do you like lamb in holland ?wink wink

 

[stu9488]

Hughes: "24 inches??????"
Bellamy: "thats bigger than my golf club"
De Jong: "hehehehehehe"

 

[stony]

So I said to Arry, "Right you twitching cnut, what's occurring ? If you don't back off I'm ringing Wigan. Went into fucking spasms he did, I nearly died laughing...."

 

[BimboBob]

MH - Oh yeah,It's a welsh tradition,right Craig?

CB - Yeah Boss,We bum sheep to an inch of their lives.They love it.

NdJ - Weird,In Holland i used to masterbate over bicycles.