Caption Competition: Sam Allardyce

[city bairn]

Did you just see that! Jason Roberts has scored :0 haha Hughes suck on they lemons fuckwit.

 

[allyboy]

well you can tell by the way I eat my pies I'm a fat fucker, and thats no lie

Stayin alive, Prayin for five.

 

[Balti]

the death star, the death star oh no

 

[NZBlue]

I am fat, with no chance whatsoever of ever kicking a football again- maybe City will buy me if I assume the McManaman pose!

 

[Dacrozz]

'I always wanted to be a linesman, they get less shite than me!'

'Hey, who's stolen my flag? Give it back Gerrard'

 

[live4city92]

"quick, afterr that ice dream van!"

"you want me to jump off that for a mars bar?? go on then!"

 

[bluemooninho]

"Cheers pal...Could you put the extra wide bucket seat over there please?"

 

[-dabz-]

Anyone want a bogey?

 

[Anonymous]

feck me! its rodney marsh... wadda mean we're a 'pub team'?

 

[-dabz-]

If anyone else says I look like Baron Greenback off Dangermouse, I'll fookin' kill you....