after realising he had been rumbled for child trafficking, arsene turned his fixation to oap's, although he knew he faced competition from other managers in the EPL he decided the best way for him to seduce his new target would be to quote the lines of his favourite song whilst gently caressing taggarts knob,
I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen your face shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
Also known as big fat sam
He's looking for a little romance, given half a chance
The tosser in red
The wanker in red
The bell end in red
My oap in red