CAPTION COMPETITION

[salfordpaul]

motd commentator..." michael owen on his arse again!!"




So sorry that was shit!

 

[BimboBob]

Hi,

I'm Michael.I like Pina Coladas,getting caught in the rain and making love at midnight.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Sir Alex, I'm ready for you>

 

[burning blue soul]

got in with a fat bird the other night. opened her legs and this fell out!!!

took a photo as nobody would beleive me, you can see the creases on her legs behind him.

 

[ElanJo]

"It's not that my legs are so fucked that I can't even sit on sofas properly, it's just that I'm Stylish, Cool and Charismatic..."

 

[BimboBob]

I have a cock for a toe...and a manager.

 

[bizzbo]

err, can someone help me up?

 

[mr t]

Upto 20% off all stylish sweaters - Debenhams Blue Cross Sale - starts Thursday - 9am.

 

[amone]

I should be playing for Chelsea, I could be a high class rent boy!

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Come to DFS - and pick up a Dodgy Fucked Scouser.
See his brochure for details,including 400 page injury list.