caption competition...

[Healdplace]

Where's that number for the Chelsea Pensioners.

 

[shemnel]

why have i turned into Norman Lovett?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

There's a voice
That keeps on calling me
Down the road
That's where I'll always be..

 

[Itsaar]

Beam me up Scotty, please.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Whoever said money can't buy happiness was right!

 

[kaz7]

Who the fuck sold kev? and can i buy him back?

 

[talkativesprout]

These arn't the droids I was looking for

 

[Whichonespink]

Why do I only have half a goatee?

 

[bakerdave76]

Hello is that the blazin squad

 

[theres only one carlito]

He has just googled 'man city number 17' and realised he knew he'd seen him somewhere before and in his mind is thinking 'where can I get some plutonium for mourinho'?

 

[welsh_andy]

i should have listened to my scout when he said kdb would be worth 70mil 1 day

 

[Machiavelli]

0-3 and I've just been raided by yo moma.

 

[SkyBlueTX]

Does Hazard really have no goals in the league this year? And is he sucking on a bomb pop during the match? Fuck me!

 

[ctidcarl]

Bluemoon Forum??
A Clarkie??
A Muffin or a Barm??

 

[rnblade]

Why didn't I buy that team instead of this shit