Caption competition

[Prestwich_Blue]

Fire away lads and lasses. I'll open with "Haven't I always said he's the right man for us Ed? By the way, have you told him about the - ahem - ticketing arrangements yet?"

 

[g180aj]

Oh ed!
I thought you'd just been on the crack again when you text me!

No! Sir Bob we really have signed Jose!

 

[Vienna_70]

Are you sure this is Pep Guardiola?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Not sure exactly what he was saying, but it'll definitely be about City.

 

[Phil1]

"I've got two together in the Stretford end - I'll take £200 for the pair"

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Mourinho- fuckin hell sir Alex has aged.

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

"Ed, could you give him this bit of bog roll? Tell him to keep it in his glove box in case of emergency."

 

[Citysmith]

Ed: Gauge my eye and I'll twat ya
Bobby: I could sell tickets to that event
Jose: and you are??

 

[remember arthur mann]

We could always 'Hit and Hope' always worked for me !

 

[Patientman63]

Are you sure this is Pep Guardiola?

*belly laughs....