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[Bigga]

"Feck me, AL-BLOODY RIGHT!! A FIVER...



...BUT I'M NAE WEARIN' THA WIG!!

"I'm a bit shy tae ask ya, Wayne, but I liked tha otha nite, so...


What ye doon toneet, son...??!!"

 

[skillman]

Don't even think about going to Manchester

 

[daveduke67]

Lishen shoney, that cowsh not ash good ash de cow as ye can see in your field. Dat cow yers seein' is another cow thasht not in the same fields as thish one. Hic. Am I right? Hic.

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

baconface - ''i promise ye wayne, i'll *hicup* do that thing you like with my little finger an *hicup* me chuddy'', ye can even dowit t'me!''..bluuurghhh..jus' dunny leave me like this''...bluuurgghhh.

Wayne wayne what the fuck are you doing here, I know you love the club and would play for nothing but you don't play for us anymore because we had to sell you.

 

[Stuart]

''..Stay , and I promise I'll let you smash my wife's back doors in , every Friday afternoon after training..''

 

[lostgalaxy]

Alex: "Remember! Respect the club!"

Rooney: "Err... What tactic's that? What do you mean?"