Carlton Cole

[Mad 4 It]

Straight swap for Santa Cruz, at least he can actually make it on to the pitch!

 

[r.soleofsalford]

no. the goat was twice the player cole is.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

So, we've not been linked to Carlton Cole, everyone thinks he's shit and the best reason for signing him that we can come up with is that he can make it on to a pitch whereas RSC can't. I think it's a no.

 

[Any1aBlue]

The words Carlton Cole should never ever appear on this forum again. I'm better than him. In my slippers. With a hangover.

just as an aside - weren't the stone roses rags?