cars up your arse !!!

Big G said:
citykev28 said:
probably haven't seen you no. seen your type though. your own phrase "bike is for men with massive spuds" is hilarious for both it's structure and it's claim. like the fuckwits who claim "you know what i'm like, i'm mad me".
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My type??? My type is the type that actually hate using the roads in the UK as they are shite quality, too busy and being fair, over crowded with goons, something that you see more when you are on a bike than in a car.
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your type??? let me ask you a few questions :
1. do you feel people often don't "get you" ?
2. is there a little G?
3. do you like the rolling stones?
4. do you where your favourite bikers gear?
5. how old are you?
6. yes or no, do you have a moustache? (i bet you do you wild man)
7. have you really got "big spuds" ?

ha ha. i'm stereotyping again. you're not all rockers are you? some of you probably just like the feel of something so powerful between your legs. us lemons will never understand. oh well. back in the family saloon for me. boring bastard that i am.
 
citykev28 said:
Big G said:
My type??? My type is the type that actually hate using the roads in the UK as they are shite quality, too busy and being fair, over crowded with goons, something that you see more when you are on a bike than in a car.
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your type??? let me ask you a few questions :
1. do you feel people often don't "get you" ?
2. is there a little G?
3. do you like the rolling stones?
4. do you where your favourite bikers gear?
5. how old are you?
6. yes or no, do you have a moustache? (i bet you do you wild man)
7. have you really got "big spuds" ?

ha ha. i'm stereotyping again. you're not all rockers are you? some of you probably just like the feel of something so powerful between your legs. us lemons will never understand. oh well. back in the family saloon for me. boring bastard that i am.
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Are you coming onto me or interviewing me?


jayblue said:
ive got a 911 turbo and i would have made you look very silly
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You win hands down.
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Mercedes Sprinter's are the way to go these days for pushing people out of the fast lane!
 
bet you'd like that wouldn't you?? only fucking about pal. some bikers really piss me off and your original post on this thread suggested you could be one of them. each to there own i suppose. just sometimes when i'm on 'a' roads, bikers go whizzing past and i think that if i was less aware of them it could result in a tragedy. i'm sure being a blue you have the common sense that i suggested you didn't yesterday.
no offence meant anyhow. just twatting about trying to get someone's goat. bored with the cup final yesterday i suppose.
 
leewill31 said:
Mercedes Sprinter's are the way to go these days for pushing people out of the fast lane!
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The firm I was working for changed from 307s to Sprinters back when they were new.

Fantastic machine to drive, you could go up windy hill with two ton on the back and never have to change gear.

It wasn't dubbed the 'Licence take' for nothing.
 
corky1970 said:
have you ever had a car up your arse on the motorway and either pulled over meekly and let them past or put your foot down and fucked em off.

now i have a recently new car vxr astra remapped to 282 bhp and enjoyed sticking my fingers up at some cnut right up my jacksie on the m62 in his ford focus st.

needless to say he was left embarrased !!

im not a boy racer but its nice to have power when you need it !
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yes I did, but I put my foot down (in my M3) got up to 125MPH and then the car that was up my arse suddenly started these blue lights flashing all over!!!! unmarked police car.....but I was very lucky when the copper pulled me over flashed his warrant card and said "I'm on a rush job and cant stop but dont ever speed like that again"!!! phew!!
 
stony said:
leewill31 said:
Mercedes Sprinter's are the way to go these days for pushing people out of the fast lane!
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The firm I was working for changed from 307s to Sprinters back when they were new.

Fantastic machine to drive, you could go up windy hill with two ton on the back and never have to change gear.

It wasn't dubbed the 'Licence take' for nothing.
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Hell yeh, we had a few late 90's turn of the century for 2 firms I was at, like rocket's they were, then we ended up with some limited to 77 which felt awful.
I ended up with a later 308 that wouldnt the skin off a rice pudding, real let down.
 
Somones got to be a boring bastard so i guess its going to be me.

Its probably a lot more complicated than this but here's the gist of it.

Corky you car weighs 1230kg, you weigh at a guess 70kg, if you have half a tank of fuel 26l*0.75=19.25kg.

So you have a total mass of 1230+70+25=1325kg = 1.325 metric tonnes

Velocity = mph*0.44704 = 70 (speed limit)*0.44704=31.293 m/s

momentum = p = m*v = 1325*31.293 = 41463.225 kg-m/s = 41.463 metric tonnes metres per second (sort of how much you car weighs at speed).

or we could go this way.

Kinetic energy = 1/2*m*v(m/s)^2 = 1/2*1325*31.293^2 = 1/2*1325*979.252 = 648754.35 joules

Look at the numbers the faster you drive the much bigger the forces are going be involved when you have a smash. The smash might not be your fault but how many nutters are on the road and idiots kids are wondering about without supervision. The speed limit is not just to do with breaking distance its to do with the forces involved and reaction times involved.

Bringing reaction times up here's one for you. Only two weeks ago i was in Blackpool in the main car park near coral island. On the way out just before the second round about theres a hump backed bridge. As i was going over the hump back bridge some stupid 7 or 8 year old girl out of no where fell over the crash barrier right in front of me into the middle of the road. Luckily i was just about able to slam my brakes on and swerve to the other side of the road.

I was doing dead on 30mph (i only speed in emergency). Literally if i had been going any faster that kids head would of gone under my front left wheel. I've got ABS brakes as well like you lot and brand new brake pads (shit hot brakes) as i've just put my car through an MOT in April. If I'd of been speeding that stupid fuck of a kiddie would of been dead though.

p.s. I was run over as a kid and it fucking hurt and i'm lucky to be alive.

p.p.s. Its been 8 years since i've done any Mechanical engineering arithmetic so if i'm wrong please correct me.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeUX6LABCEA[/youtube]
 
citykev28 said:
Big G said:
My type??? My type is the type that actually hate using the roads in the UK as they are shite quality, too busy and being fair, over crowded with goons, something that you see more when you are on a bike than in a car.
Click to expand...

your type??? let me ask you a few questions :
1. do you feel people often don't "get you" ?
2. is there a little G?
3. do you like the rolling stones?
4. do you where your favourite bikers gear?
5. how old are you?
6. yes or no, do you have a moustache? (i bet you do you wild man)
7. have you really got "big spuds" ?

ha ha. i'm stereotyping again. you're not all rockers are you? some of you probably just like the feel of something so powerful between your legs. us lemons will never understand. oh well. back in the family saloon for me. boring bastard that i am.
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I am not in the habit of responding to questionnaires as I often find them rather too probing for my liking- in short, they are impertinent. However, whilst absorbing the useful motoring tips contained in this thread I alighted upon the intriguing points with which help is required and find some relevance to my lifestyle - plus I am always keen to help government research.
Questions 1 and 2 seem outside my sphere of experience so I will refrain from comment apart from remarking that all too often these days 'general practitioner' is spelt with a large or capitalised g when the best sources of English usage advise against it.
3 -yes.
4 -my leather smoking jacket was once the talk of the Bromsgrove Flagellants Society.
5 -here we have lapsed once more into the egregious personal delving of the market researcher and I will refrain from comment.
6 -yes.
7 -Silver Medals and three 'Highly Commendeds' in the last four years in the 'Tubers and Brassica' section at the allotment awards speaks for itself as to the magnificence of my King Edwards.
As to your other remarks - lemons are unsuited to our northern climes so I have never attempted to grow them. Dismiss the oloroso sipping clientele of the Saloon bar as boring if you must but I am convinced that illigitimacy rates there are less than 40% - except in parts of Macclesfield and Heywood.
I hope that many more people on here respond and that your project goes well.
 
mackenzie said:
Ended up with us getting followed home down by the motorway by some mad git with his even madder wife and two ugly kids. All I did was tell the woman to "piss off."

Years later, when me and hubby were going out for the first time, we were in the car and suddenly he says "Oh shit." He could see a taxi driver waiting at the lights opposite. The taxi driver had a very red face and was almost foaming at the mouth, as he had spotted hubby too. Seems they had had a set to the week before in a road rage moment.

Cue car chases down Bury side streets for at least 20 minutes.

God knows why I ended up married to him. ;-)
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Did you meet at Anger Management classes? Or was it your shared interest in pissing people off that drew you together?
 
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