Celebrities you hate

[Shands]

Ainsley Harriot!! Ready Steady Cook off!!

I hate the way he asks a question being all matey and then pays no attention at all to the reply.

‘What are you liiiike’,

well you wouldn’t know would you cos you didn’t listen!!

I hate the way he acts all magnanimous when someone’s over their budget.

‘How much did you spend? Oooh 15 pence over we’ll let you off with that’

That’s very good of you Ainsley... oh no hang it’s not is it cos the other option would mean you taking the steak they’ve brought off them and then lets see what your chef cooks up with the pineapple and Spaghetti hoops he’s got left!!

I hate the way he laughs with people who bring loads of stuff from their garden, THAT’S CHEATING!! If you’re letting people do that at least make it a level playing field:

‘This is a good bag, how much was it?’
‘ I did very well Ains, the peas were 50p and I robbed the rest from Tesco,’

And most of all I hate that for all that he’s probably a very nice man!

AAAAAGH!!

 

[Blue1973]

Dale Winton - The orange cnut!

 

[lee-mcfc]

 

[MIKEYP]

Ainsley Harriot!! Ready Steady Cook off!!

I hate the way he asks a question being all matey and then pays no attention at all to the reply.

‘What are you liiiike’,

well you wouldn’t know would you cos you didn’t listen!!

I hate the way he acts all magnanimous when someone’s over their budget.

‘How much did you spend? Oooh 15 pence over we’ll let you off with that’

That’s very good of you Ainsley... oh no hang it’s not is it cos the other option would mean you taking the steak they’ve brought off them and then lets see what your chef cooks up with the pineapple and Spaghetti hoops he’s got left!!

I hate the way he laughs with people who bring loads of stuff from their garden, THAT’S CHEATING!! If you’re letting people do that at least make it a level playing field:

‘This is a good bag, how much was it?’
‘ I did very well Ains, the peas were 50p and I robbed the rest from Tesco,’

And most of all I hate that for all that he’s probably a very nice man!

AAAAAGH!!

You sir,should get out a bit more often!

I hate him as well.When do you think he will be `outed` as well.The closet faggot!!

 

[MCFCinUSA]

some interesting choices on here...

personally I could inflict pain on Jerry Springer - what a total arse of a man who takes advantage and parasites himself off of those he humiliates on his TV programmes; I'd actually love to see him in a heavy-weight title fight, or for that matter going up against any light-weight boxer/MMA which I'm sure would be entertainment for the rest of us at his expense.

lacking in any real talent (or purpose) I'd have to say Larry King and shading it Barbara Walters... how the former has been married so many times I do not know - or maybe I do? He is the undisputed pound-for-pound most overpaid man in television. Walters is just annoyance personified.

sorry for viewers in the UK, you're probably not aware of who these people are - but you're lucky!

(not that I watch much TV, and if King comes on while I'm around I must immediately change the channel he's so irritating and impotent with his useless questions; he's not fit to wipe Michael Parkinson's arse!)

 

[Anonymous]

andrew castle.

he's the smuggest most self centred vilest cretinous tw*tty bollocks i've ever had the misfortune to see on my TV screen.

 

[Rushton121]

How could i forget!

 

[masterwig]

Is Richard Littlejohn classed as a celebrity? Either way he is a twatbag of a **** if ever there was one. Vile odious little man. My disgust for him and all he represents knows no bounds. Utter cockend.

 

[Dannyctid]

Ainsley Harriot!! Ready Steady Cook off!!

I hate the way he asks a question being all matey and then pays no attention at all to the reply.

‘What are you liiiike’,

well you wouldn’t know would you cos you didn’t listen!!

I hate the way he acts all magnanimous when someone’s over their budget.

‘How much did you spend? Oooh 15 pence over we’ll let you off with that’

That’s very good of you Ainsley... oh no hang it’s not is it cos the other option would mean you taking the steak they’ve brought off them and then lets see what your chef cooks up with the pineapple and Spaghetti hoops he’s got left!!

I hate the way he laughs with people who bring loads of stuff from their garden, THAT’S CHEATING!! If you’re letting people do that at least make it a level playing field:

‘This is a good bag, how much was it?’
‘ I did very well Ains, the peas were 50p and I robbed the rest from Tesco,’

And most of all I hate that for all that he’s probably a very nice man!

AAAAAGH!!

HAHAHAHAHA What a rant,, give the man a cigar.

 

[1_barry_conlon]

Nicky Campbell = Turd.

At least with a turd you can flush it away. Alas, we can't do the same with this cnut.