Celebrity Status

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Does being a "celebrity poster" count?

How much is your autograph worth?

Particularly if it is attached to a cheque?

As much as it says on the cheque.

Unless the cheque is for more than sixty quid.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Does being a "celebrity poster" count?

Yes it does. I've stopped going in Tesco as I'm being recognised..and pelted with eggs.

 

[mac]

Does being a "celebrity poster" count?

Yes it does. I've stopped going in Tesco as I'm being recognised..and pelted with love eggs.

 

[Clevers]

I would love it. I'd be a right cock. To the point where your such a dick people love you for being one.
Like when Charlie sheen went nuts. I never liked him as much as when he was drinking tiger blood and #winning.
I'd be a messed up mixture of Lindsay lohan, Charlie sheen, Mario balotelli and Dean gafney. :)

Oliver Reed nailed it.

 

[che_don_john]

I suppose first and foremost I'd just want to be really good at something, for which my celebrity would be a bi-product. I'd rather be very talented/accomplished and a little bit famous (eg. Sam Harris, Maynard James Keenan) than super famous despite being shit (Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, etc.).

Basically I want to be just famous enough to get the occasional appearance on Have I Got News For You and to have a small but enthusiastic cult following - an Adam Buxton or Richard Herring level of celebrity.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Basically I want to be just famous enough to get the occasional appearance on Have I Got News For You and to have a small but enthusiastic cult following - an Adam Buxton or Richard Herring level of celebrity.

Yeah, that'd be fine, I think. I think being the world's best rock climber would suit me perfectly. Something where the general public have no idea, but you can go to a niche event and everyone admires you. And crucially, a significant number of them are young, athletic women.