Celtic Thread - 2022/23

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Magicpole said:
Thinking and talking about winning they have down to a fine art. Actually winning? That still evades them. We shot ourselves in the head and made a complete arse of the 10. King’s “fold like a pack of cards” prediction is completely in line with all the other pish. It’s now a blip and normal service is restored. That’s the reason they are going fucking mental. They know they are again behind the 8 ball with another Treble a real possibility. We have money in the bank, CL money guaranteed, sellable assets. If Frimpong goes for the reported £50m that’s another £12m. We have Ange whose recruitment is better than any manager I have seen in my time supporting us. I bet you he has already identified a replacement for Abada. We will make big money when our players move on too. Sad to lose them, but we are in Scotland so it’s just a matter of time. It amuses me greatly to read what they are going to do next year as if Ange will say, well that’s all we need. Beale will be sent packing before next season of is halfway. That’s my prediction. Said Gio would be away by October and he would have if Napoli had given a fuck. Same with Beale. Tick tock.
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You do more talking and more bold predictions than all the Rangers side combined, and it's mostly about Rangers! :-)
 
Magicpole said:
The Rangers and letter number 7,879 to the SFA

They gave a letter to the Postman
He put it in the in his sack, I hope it’s orange
But the very next morning
He brought another back

The SFA wrote upon it
Return to No Surrender
We’ve had enough
No more whining, or winning
Your just duff

You want a quarrel
So what’s new?
Just because you can’t win fuck all
And your faces are turning blue

You cannot beat the Glasgow Celtic
We feel your pain
Your players spout a lot of bullshit
And it’s us you try to blame
Forget about it

Return to no surrender
You just are pish,
Why don’t you just try and do
your fucking talking on the pitch.
Well that’s beyond them

They gave that letter to the postman
He put it in his sack, it wasn't orange
And the very next morning
He laughed that letter all the way back.

I’m here all week.
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Don’t give up your day job.

;-)
 
Magicpole said:
So it’s still rumbling on. We have again the What we are going to do next time, pish from the Gers captain and manager. We drew at CP last year in final game. Wait until next season. We hammered them, then it’s wait until the next one, cup semi, wait until then, we are a better team. Lost. If we played Raskin Cantwell and Tillman it would be different. Then it was wait until the next game, lost, even with the three overhyped Amigos who did fuck all. Now it’s wait until the Semi. Wait until we buy that great striker and the other players Beale will get. Not a pot to piss in and no one to sell. Another keep the lights on, or pay off Park share issue. Never mind submitting the accounts a Shake will buy us. One glorious tweet proclaimed. To be answered by a what type of a shake? chocolate or strawberry?

If I were of that persuasion I would want less boasting, less overhyping, less predictions, and more silence until they take the field. And then after they play we’ll decide if their words can be backed up. So far, they haven’t.

If Celtic beat them yet again in the semi final then the support will be calling them shitebags cowards and pish. Not on the week leading up to it. Hell no, it will be again, they’re shite we are better we can do them. Final whistle, get the popcorn and if you’re one of their players keep off social media.
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Do you have a second club?

Must be so boring only watching the SPL and Celtic in a two horse race.
 
Magicpole said:
Thinking and talking about winning they have down to a fine art. Actually winning? That still evades them. We shot ourselves in the head and made a complete arse of the 10. King’s “fold like a pack of cards” prediction is completely in line with all the other pish. It’s now a blip and normal service is restored. That’s the reason they are going fucking mental. They know they are again behind the 8 ball with another Treble a real possibility. We have money in the bank, CL money guaranteed, sellable assets. If Frimpong goes for the reported £50m that’s another £12m. We have Ange whose recruitment is better than any manager I have seen in my time supporting us. I bet you he has already identified a replacement for Abada. We will make big money when our players move on too. Sad to lose them, but we are in Scotland so it’s just a matter of time. It amuses me greatly to read what they are going to do next year as if Ange will say, well that’s all we need. Beale will be sent packing before next season of is halfway. That’s my prediction. Said Gio would be away by October and he would have if Napoli had given a fuck. Same with Beale. Tick tock.
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And Ange is going this summer, when will you realise this?
 
GunnerGer said:
You do more talking and more bold predictions than all the Rangers side combined, and it's mostly about Rangers! :-)
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Yes, but I don’t play for Celtic. And you dominate the headlines, whether it’s your new players who will be brilliant but cost nothing, or your Chair fucks off, or you have a new share issue, or you keep sending big letters, or your players keep bragging, or you don’t return your accounts……there’s so much to laugh and write about. ;)
 
Looking forward to the game tomorrow. Rangers play today ahead of us, for the 18th time this season. 18 times the advantage of playing first, how can that happen? Just one of those mathematical anomalies that happens up here, similar to the one where we attack more, create more chances, have more possession but Rangers get a shitload more penalties.

We have a league that defies mathematical probabilities.
 
Magicpole said:
Looking forward to the game tomorrow. Rangers play today ahead of us, for the 18th time this season. 18 times the advantage of playing first, how can that happen? Just one of those mathematical anomalies that happens up here, similar to the one where we attack more, create more chances, have more possession but Rangers get a shitload more penalties.

We have a league that defies mathematical probabilities.
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You really are defying the odds! :-)

I mean, usually that means more of your games are being shown live on TV surely?
 
GunnerGer said:
You really are defying the odds! :-)

I mean, usually that means more of your games are being shown live on TV surely?
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Gunner, we both know playing second increases the nerves. Would you deny that? Knowing your main rival has the points bagged is always a factor, especially if your away game is tight. The nerves set in, the support gets edgy and this is picked up by the players.

Here’s the question. You want us to have 18 games playing second, or Rangers?
 
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