Celtic Thread - 2022/23

[Vienna_70]

Oh, I don’t know about that. Remember being told that they had won the European Cup Winners Cup and Super Cup once, not to mention the fact that they had the first all-covered, all-seated stadium in the U.K.

Was that when they had a future pisscan in charge?

 

[Magicpole]

Was that when they had a future pisscan in charge?

Yes. The Aberdeen team then was a great team and would routinely hand both us and Rangers our arse.

 

[Magicpole]

I'm watching them now.
That fucking drum is shite.
All the need is a prick at the front directing the singing like German fans have.

I am setting up a go fund me page to hire a sniper to take the **** with the drum out. It drives me nuts.

 

[Magicpole]

To be honest, if we were 12 points clear I doubt it would even be brought up, never mind made an issue. I'll have to bow to your superior knowledge on FF, you seem to be on there a lot! ;-)

I love to dip in. It’s great to see the true feelings of your team as they struggle to string five passes together at pace. You get the win but it’s mostly a mixture of anger at deficiencies and then at the end it flips back to being brilliant.

This is particularly fun on the week of a game with us where belligerent staunchness is the key until during the game where it all goes to shit and every **** down to the janny needs to go.

And as you know it’s the same the other way round. When we get handed our arse, one for the people with long memories, Rangers fans love it as we go head to head about what’s wrong. It’s part of the fun of the game.

My own favourite thing is noting the most confident pre match are the ones that go extra mental when their predictions are shown to be as realistic as my contention that Angelina is waiting for her chance to bed me. And I have glorious hair.

 

[Magicpole]

Great news as the signing of young Frimpong to either Bayern or the Rags, seems to be moving forward. The fee is being pitched at around £50m, and if it is, it means a kickback of around £12m to us. Now the fee might not be as much, or it might be more, we will just need to wait and see. I know in the great basket of cash that is the EPL, £12m isn’t much, but it is to us and could provide two players and with Ange getting us players like Jota and Kyogo for that amount, I am confident he will bring in at least two additional players, funded entirely by young Frimpongs transfer. We lost Juranovic and Big Giomakis and Ange has brought in Johnstone and Oh for less than £6m and both are as good, if not better.

All the talk in the Rangers hacks articles are about how Bealin is going to recruit five players to take on europes elite. No laughing at the back, he actually said that. Five players? Five players won’t be enough to take us on. That still leaves six from the current ranks. It seems they think we will do nothing. We won’t use our resources, added to by the Frimpers cash, the CL cash, the £50m we already have. Whilst Bealin has very little and that very little could be even littler soon. Although to be fair to the same hacks, they are always writing about us too. Ange linked with, pick a club who just sacked their manager. Name any of our players are wanted by, name any club you like. Here’s a player who turned Celtic down. Here’s another one. Here’s Barry Ferguson again telling us why Rangers have Celtic sussed. Bless.

This very morn, our pals are back in their suits and brown brogues and up before the beaks, again, as they get sued for £10m for breaking a contract over shirt sales. By all accounts, the plaintiff seems to have a very strong case and may explain why the 1690th share issue happened and why the 1691st is in the pipeline.

Next season will be a cracker as Beale will improve them if he gets recruitment right and at least a decent transfer kitty, see above, we hopefully will be stronger too with cash to spend and with Anges genius for recruitment, I am confident he will again improve us. What that expression of his, we never procrastinate, no, we never stroll, no, we never stop. That’s it. Ching ching.

 

[Magicpole]

;)

 

[Magicpole]

The Rangers loving press up here spent their time initially slagging Ange, now they have realised their beloved team are fucked and their strategy now is let’s print stories everyday linking him with any team in England that sacks their manager. The penny had dropped that Bealin will be down the road home soon, as he talks shite all the time and doesn’t have anywhere near the ability to depose Ange. The whole strategy is now, we need to hope Ange leaves. They are digging cunts out of nowhere saying Ange will go, Ange will go. Fucking desperate stuff, but we are used to it. Funny how they never link the useless **** new messiah, to any of these jobs for a good reason, he’s a fucking plum. Just another day in Sevco Pressland. Bless.

Edited. To see the difference you just need to look at how when the Scouse Messiah, one trophy in 12, was never connected with any English Club when managers toppled. Was that because they couldn’t pry their necks out of his arse, or they knew he was never in contention so avoided it? Since then two more Messiahs have turned up, one has already ascended, the other thinks pathetic rabble rousing will save him. That will need to do until he too is turned on and is despatched. Then whoever replaces him will he brilliant and will rabble rouse too and then leave with fuck all to show for it. It will be as if it never even happened. I do love the pendulum of the Rangers mind set. They convince themselves of glory then turn on whoever isn’t up to that. Forgetting in an instant, how they all thought he was the guy. Very amusing and good for a laugh.

Bealin has seemlessly moved from the Banter Years to the Excuses Years. Tick tock Michael. He will be gone before Ange. Or sooner. ;)

Postecoglou Celtic exit bandwagon jumped on by ally as Leeds stance defended

Mark Bosnich insists the Celtic boss is attracting a number of high profile clubs south of the border.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

 

[Magicpole]

Well here are, it’s a pissing down Sunday morning and that’s a worry for us, as the pitch is a midden and heavy rain lowers the football bar and gives our less technically gifted opponents a better chance. I’m confident of a win in my usual worried to fuck pre game routine against them.

Hopefully we have saved all the goals we should have put away last week for today.

Let’s put on a performance today Celtic, you know it makes sense.

 

[Magicpole]

Trebilicious.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Trebilicious.

What was the famous headline? Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious