Celtic Thread - 2022/23

[Magicpole]

Come on you bhoys in green. Bring your best and we win. Don’t and I’m back on the Valium and glue. Nerves a jangling.

 

[Vienna_70]

Yes we would. But, we will never find out because we will never be in your league. I’m happy how we are progressing. This team for me plays better than Martin O Neil’s. And is the best we have had in at least 20 years. Having said that I know football is evil. It can and does fuck you over in a heartbeat, but right now, I am more than happy. It’s one year Ange has been in and the transformation is nothing short of fucking witchcraft. He is the Messiah, and I should know, I’ve followed a few.

Ange wasn’t in Liverpool on 16th August, was he?

 

[jimharri]

Well that’s my Celtic v Rangers breakfast sorted.

I'd have thought the haggis/neeps/tatties sarnie would have been more your style, washed down with a can of Irn Bru, no?

 

[Magicpole]

I'd have thought the haggis/neeps/tatties sarnie would have been more your style, washed down with a can of Irn Bru, no?

A malt

 

[Cellarite]

Two blue derby wins please.

Come on Everton & Rangers.

 

[Magicpole]

I’m going outside the forum now, I may be some time. See you on the other side, hopefully a good win to go on about endlessly. And I will.

 

[jimharri]

Celtic 1 up, Abada. Weak goalkeeping, though. McLaughlin really should be keeping that out.

 

[SambaStyle]

Yes we would. But, we will never find out because we will never be in your league. I’m happy how we are progressing. This team for me plays better than Martin O Neil’s. And is the best we have had in at least 20 years. Having said that I know football is evil. It can and does fuck you over in a heartbeat, but right now, I am more than happy. It’s one year Ange has been in and the transformation is nothing short of fucking witchcraft. He is the Messiah, and I should know, I’ve followed a few.

So which of the 10 teams do you displace?

1. City
2. Liverpool
3. Chelsea
4. Arsenal
5. Spurs
6. Man United
7. Newcastle
8. Wolves
9. West Ham
10. One of Brighton/Palace/Leeds/Leicester/Villa/Brentford

Are you really any better than the teams on the #10 level? they all have heaps of talent.

 

[Gabriel]

Celtic well ahead against a Rangers team that is more brawn than brain. Just not as quick upstairs and Celtic look sharper.

 

[mancityscot]

3 zip

 

[mat]

@Magicpole wil be spaffing air.

 

[SambaStyle]

Celtic look good, looking forward to seeing them vs Real

 

[bennyboy]

Rangers struggling with fast movement and add on shite defending.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Celtic look good, looking forward to seeing them get smashed by Real

 

[Gabriel]

Celtic look terribly weak in the right back area (someone injured?) and Real Madrid wouldn’t spurn such chances.

 

[Magicpole]

Well, I might have mentioned we are much better. Who knows? But that first half kinda proved it. But, make your own minds up.

 

[Magicpole]

Rangers struggling with fast movement and add on shite defending.

But mostly great attacking. Movement and pace, great short passing, beautiful man. Just beautiful. I’m welling up here.

 

[jimharri]

That Rangers 'keeper has had an absolute 'mare so far. At fault for two of the goals so far.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

@Magicpole wil be spaffing air.

He's currently fryin' the Mars bars.

 

[GunnerGer]

Worst fear came true. Absolutely shite goalkeeping and defending. Sick of this playing a midfielder in defence. The defenders are bad enough without doing that.